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Dear Apple Kid,
For reasons I cannot explain, I have fallen in love with you. I have no idea why, really. You're messy, rarely bathe, a poor inventor, and not very attractive. Really I should be writing this to someone more deserving of my love, like your roommate Orange Kid, who is an amazing genius and is incredibly good looking, but I guess I'm just a moron or something since I wrote this for you.
From, your secret admirer.
For reasons I cannot explain, I have fallen in love with you. I have no idea why, really. You're messy, rarely bathe, a poor inventor, and not very attractive. Really I should be writing this to someone more deserving of my love, like your roommate Orange Kid, who is an amazing genius and is incredibly good looking, but I guess I'm just a moron or something since I wrote this for you.
From, your secret admirer.