Samus: You're very lucky to have gotten Orange Kid as your Secret Santa. You get a free Suporma!
Apple Kid: You get a book; 'A Beginner's Guide to Mechanics.' It'll really help an inventor as incompetent as yourself get a handle on what you're doing!
Knuckles: A free fruit smoothie! It was all Orange Kid managed to make before the Blender went berserk again and Orange Kid had to destroy it.
Lash: You get a live bomb at your doorstep! Unfortunately, since it was made by Orange Kid, it merely plays a song about him and breaks.
Everyone else: A free autographed picture of himself!