Mushroomtrip
Orange Kid was taking a walk around campus. He had just recently finished his greatest creation, and felt better than ever!
While walking, he found a strange mushroom on the ground. He'd never seen a mushroom like this before, and, while he knew it was probably a bad idea, curiousity got the better of him, and he took a bite.
...It wasn't that bad, actually. In fact, it tasted pretty good! Orange Kid laughed, wondering why he was worried there was anything wrong with the oh god what's happening.
When Orange Kid awoke, he was in a strange place. The trees were pink. The ground was purple. Images appeared in the clouds. A winged man with tentacles flew in the sky. Too many more oddities to count. In front of him, was his house from back in Twoson. The door greeted him. "Welcome home, Orange Kid! All your friends are waiting inside!" Orange Kid didn't question this and merely opened the door. There was no one inside. Just piles of inventions. Orange Kid picked one up. He recognized it as a Suporma. The Suporma began talking to him too. "Orange Kid... why? Why did you build me to break? I just wanted to sing songs for you. Is that so much to ask? Now I'll have my revenge!" The Suporma attacked.
Orange Kid is wrestling furiously with a squirrel.
The Suporma lay defeated, broken into pieces. There was nothing else here. Orange Kid left his home, resuming his walk. Soon he came across a mailbox.
Failure. Failure. Failure. Failure. Failure. Failure. Failure. Failure. Failure. Failure. Failure. Failure. Failure. Failure. Failure. Failure. Failure. Failure. Failure. Failure. Failure. Failure. Failure. Failure. Failure. Failure. Failure. Failure. Failure. Failure. Failure. Failure. Failure. Failure. Failure. Failure. Failure. Failure. Failure. Failure. Failure. Failure. Failure. Failure. Failure. Failure. Failure. Failure.
Failure after failure kept coming out of the box. Orange Kid closed it again and continued on his way.
A familiar face. One he didn't particularly want to see. Pit saw him too and came running at him. "Orange Kid! You don't have any friends, do you? I could be your friend! Best friends! Best friends forever! Or maybe something more!" Orange Kid stared blankly in response. "...What's the matter Orange Kid? Don't you like me? Is it because I'm a boy? Oh, you make me so sad I could just die!" Pit melted into a pile of goo. Orange Kid payed no attention and just kept walking.
Another person he didn't want to see. "Teeheehee! Orange Kid, you're such a bad inventor! I think I'll just blow you up! Blow everything up! Destroy it all! Teeheeheehee!! Toodles!" Lash exploded into a burst of bombs. The bombs exploded into Failures.
Another mailbox. Inside was oranges. Hundreds of thousands of oranges. The oranges all laughed at Orange Kid. Then they broke.
Ness approached soon afterwards. "Orange Kid. You're useless. Your inventions are useless. You stole my money. Give me back my money. Give it back or I'll kill you." Ness attacks. Orange Kid tries fighting back and gets a few hits in but it's no use. He throws some money at the stop sign and runs away.
Orange Kid is being talked to by Orange Kid. "They're all right... I'm a failure... I'm useless... I can't invent anything. I should just kill myself. Hold still." Orange Kid attacked. Orange Kid retaliated. The stray dog is sent flying with one kick.
Yet another mailbox. Apple Kid crawled out of it. "Do I even need to say anything? All your other hallucinations have done a pretty good job of telling you how much of a failure and bad inventor you are. I don't think I need to tell you how much better I am than you. How about we just skip to the end where you attack me in anger." Orange Kid attacked Apple Kid in anger. Apple Kid burst into spare parts and very greasy cheeseburgers.
Orange Kid continued walking. He had long since forgotten where he was going, or what he was doing. He merely continued walking, lost in his hallucinations.
While walking, he found a strange mushroom on the ground. He'd never seen a mushroom like this before, and, while he knew it was probably a bad idea, curiousity got the better of him, and he took a bite.
...It wasn't that bad, actually. In fact, it tasted pretty good! Orange Kid laughed, wondering why he was worried there was anything wrong with the oh god what's happening.
When Orange Kid awoke, he was in a strange place. The trees were pink. The ground was purple. Images appeared in the clouds. A winged man with tentacles flew in the sky. Too many more oddities to count. In front of him, was his house from back in Twoson. The door greeted him. "Welcome home, Orange Kid! All your friends are waiting inside!" Orange Kid didn't question this and merely opened the door. There was no one inside. Just piles of inventions. Orange Kid picked one up. He recognized it as a Suporma. The Suporma began talking to him too. "Orange Kid... why? Why did you build me to break? I just wanted to sing songs for you. Is that so much to ask? Now I'll have my revenge!" The Suporma attacked.
Orange Kid is wrestling furiously with a squirrel.
The Suporma lay defeated, broken into pieces. There was nothing else here. Orange Kid left his home, resuming his walk. Soon he came across a mailbox.
Failure. Failure. Failure. Failure. Failure. Failure. Failure. Failure. Failure. Failure. Failure. Failure. Failure. Failure. Failure. Failure. Failure. Failure. Failure. Failure. Failure. Failure. Failure. Failure. Failure. Failure. Failure. Failure. Failure. Failure. Failure. Failure. Failure. Failure. Failure. Failure. Failure. Failure. Failure. Failure. Failure. Failure. Failure. Failure. Failure. Failure. Failure. Failure.
Failure after failure kept coming out of the box. Orange Kid closed it again and continued on his way.
A familiar face. One he didn't particularly want to see. Pit saw him too and came running at him. "Orange Kid! You don't have any friends, do you? I could be your friend! Best friends! Best friends forever! Or maybe something more!" Orange Kid stared blankly in response. "...What's the matter Orange Kid? Don't you like me? Is it because I'm a boy? Oh, you make me so sad I could just die!" Pit melted into a pile of goo. Orange Kid payed no attention and just kept walking.
Another person he didn't want to see. "Teeheehee! Orange Kid, you're such a bad inventor! I think I'll just blow you up! Blow everything up! Destroy it all! Teeheeheehee!! Toodles!" Lash exploded into a burst of bombs. The bombs exploded into Failures.
Another mailbox. Inside was oranges. Hundreds of thousands of oranges. The oranges all laughed at Orange Kid. Then they broke.
Ness approached soon afterwards. "Orange Kid. You're useless. Your inventions are useless. You stole my money. Give me back my money. Give it back or I'll kill you." Ness attacks. Orange Kid tries fighting back and gets a few hits in but it's no use. He throws some money at the stop sign and runs away.
Orange Kid is being talked to by Orange Kid. "They're all right... I'm a failure... I'm useless... I can't invent anything. I should just kill myself. Hold still." Orange Kid attacked. Orange Kid retaliated. The stray dog is sent flying with one kick.
Yet another mailbox. Apple Kid crawled out of it. "Do I even need to say anything? All your other hallucinations have done a pretty good job of telling you how much of a failure and bad inventor you are. I don't think I need to tell you how much better I am than you. How about we just skip to the end where you attack me in anger." Orange Kid attacked Apple Kid in anger. Apple Kid burst into spare parts and very greasy cheeseburgers.
Orange Kid continued walking. He had long since forgotten where he was going, or what he was doing. He merely continued walking, lost in his hallucinations.