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cheap_oranges Sep 05, 2009 00:12

My blind date was absolutely horrible. I got paired with some moronic girl named Lash. She did nothing but insult me while I was being a perfect gentleman, then nearly blew up half the restaurant!! Not to mention some insufferable teacher actually took her side and blamed me for the whole thing!! I'll get her back for this, I swear.

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Orange Kid's Nightmare

cheap_oranges Jul 24, 2009 20:37

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cheap_oranges Jun 09, 2009 17:02

Well then. It would seem I've lost the student council elections. I believe it's fairly clear what you're all trying to tell me.

You all believe politics would prove far too much of a distraction from my amazing inventing! Yes, you're right. I don't know why I ever even bothered running. Thank you all for your continued support!

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cheap_oranges May 14, 2009 20:33

Some people seem to be creating various videos and pictures for their campaigns! I would, but I'm completely confident that the school will make the correct choice, and elect me President! I see no need to take time away from my inventing to make one.

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cheap_oranges May 11, 2009 01:16

Ah, another year without having to see my mother. She was so tiring. It is good to be rid of her.

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cheap_oranges Mar 26, 2009 00:34

Apple Kid's going somewhere for a few days. Finally, I'll be able to invent in peace!

So, I heard there's another dance coming up? Excellent. I'm always available, ladies.

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cheap_oranges Mar 19, 2009 22:00

I just got back from the hospital. Apparently I was knocked out! Silly me, I must have been standing to close to my invention when it went off!

Anyway, all the creatures seem to be gone now! The Suporma DX was a complete success!! Now you can thank me for saving all of your lives!

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