Don't clap, i'm not a jazz band for christ's sake.

Mar 14, 2009 18:54

Two very important things happened today:

1. My boss got arrested for running around naked and drugged to his eyebrows in the city centre. I keep picture him, joyful, penis flapping in the wind. It brings weird, nervous chuckles to my chest.

2. 72 clean wire racks fell on me. I hurt everywhere. I think I'm probably being punished for laughing at ( Read more... )

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blood_suspend March 14 2009, 09:26:46 UTC
I'm not gonna lie, I would have laughed at your boss too <3

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skyline3way March 14 2009, 20:05:47 UTC
Your boos = my hero.

*FLAPFLAPFLAP*

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peur_03 March 20 2009, 05:44:51 UTC
Not everyone can say that about their boss.
Like. Is he old? Does he have a tiny shrivelled penis? It's weird that you can answer such questions about your boss. That's hardly a healthy workplace relationship :p

FURTHERMORE ARE YOU OKAY?
having things fall on you never sounds fun. ever.

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