Two very important things happened today:
1. My boss got arrested for running around naked and drugged to his eyebrows in the city centre. I keep picture him, joyful, penis flapping in the wind. It brings weird, nervous chuckles to my chest.
2. 72 clean wire racks fell on me. I hurt everywhere. I think I'm probably being punished for laughing at
(
Read more... )
Comments 3
Reply
*FLAPFLAPFLAP*
Reply
Like. Is he old? Does he have a tiny shrivelled penis? It's weird that you can answer such questions about your boss. That's hardly a healthy workplace relationship :p
FURTHERMORE ARE YOU OKAY?
having things fall on you never sounds fun. ever.
Reply
Leave a comment