things that are poopy ( Read more... )

Remember that time it was my moms birthday and i was supposed to pick my brother up from school and I forgot, so they called my mom at work and she had to leave to pick him up?

I do

I am the worst failure at life in the world and my mother hates me so much right now

ok so my brother is in the "special needs" class at school and his class picture is on my fridge. For some evil reason, basically cause I am me, I love looking at it. There are only two girls in the class, they both look insane, and one of them reminds me of that cat that was born with one eye and its basically the funniest thing in the world ( Read more... )

I've realized that this year I have been wasting my life. And its because no one is here to take care of me. I can be an idiot and no one will notice. Because I know that at the end of the day no one is there for me. I act like I am the big girl and I can take care of myself, but in reality I am not. I am entirely capable of ruining everything in ( Read more... )

Do gay men take laxatives before they have sex so there is no poop up there? I was just thinking about that with annie for some reason

SHHHHH is tomorrow. can't decide if I am really super excited or totally exhausted and tired of it.

I like how I continually fuck my life over for no other reason than the fact that I can.

do you know whats not cool?
when i come baclk to my room to eat teddy grahams and frosting for lunch and its almost all gone, cause your friends ate it all

AND THEY SCOOPED INSTEAD OF SCRAPED

seriously, i cant bring myself to get out of bed to go back to school. my life is a sham

Do you whats no fun at all ( Read more... )

i just want to crawl into my bed with green sheets and never wake up again

My phone has passed on to the cellphone afterlife. Don't expect calling me to be a successful escapade.

I bought some superfabulous things at the wrentham mall today. i feel like such a girl when I like shopping.If only I had the energy to really say what my life was like. Oh well, such is the life