I just mixed one part limeaid, one part orange juice, and a drop of pickle juice. its mighty tasty.

( now behold my awesom camera phone moments )

Well my parents went out of town. so i dyed my cat blue with food dye. hair dye woulda prolly worked better...but...prolly bad for the cat ( Read more... )

would you like to view my amnimals?

( my lil beanans )

My parents is OUT of town this weekend. THAT MEANS PARTYYYY!. no. no party. YOU WILL NOT PARTY IN MY HOUSE. hey, phills parents are outta town too, go party there. NOT at my house. so FUCK OFF. but come chill.

hit me up

I LOVE YOU MARLENETTE AND IM SOOOO HAPPY FER YOU. at first i was like...eh. then i though about it, and who you are, and who they are, and i realized how wonderful that must be. and im SOOOOOOO HAPPY FER you ( Read more... )

toxic floats through the screen door, and out into the world ( Read more... )

Mark this day. this is the turning point...
for me, and for tom, and for my life.
were gunna get a membership to the YMCA and quit smoking.
cigarettes. JUST cigarettes.
ima get stronger too, so YOU BITCHES CANT PICK ON ME ANYMORE.

if you read this ( Read more... )

job search=still no luck
Sgt.Pepper gets his balls cut off tommorow
I wanna meet new people
is it ever gunna snow this winter?
Cold pizza is my favorite breakfast
This year, for valintines day, i have a valintine.
SOMBODY put up on a house or appartment to rent.

Phills birthday was crackin. Not to many people.

duff beer for me,
duff beer for you,
ill have a duff
you have one too...


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Happy birthday to you Happy Birthday to you Happy Birthday dear Phillip WERE ABOUT TO GET SHITFACED with you. ITS PHILLS BIRTHDAY. CALL HIM AND SING TO HIM! NOW NOW NOW!