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009 (Video) Backdated to BEFORE the latest Animus fuckery

Aug 08, 2011 12:58

[The PCD angles on the remains of... Well, what used to be a table, but now it's just a pile of charred ash. Alas, poor table. After a moment, Gabriel flips it around to reveal him looking THE SMUGGEST EVER.]

Anyone got an extra table lying around? Ours caught something and sadly had to be put down. [Obviously, he could just manifest a table, but ( Read more... )

[!] holy shit he's taking rei's advice, [!] go back to whore island jinx, [!] if you can't beat 'em..., [!] revoking lucifer's v card, [!] rei is the best buddhist bff ever, [!] love the way you lie is a shitty son, [!] no one rang a bell, [!] trolling for the masses, [!] trolling never looked so good, [!] being a dick per usual, [!] getting back the trickster way

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[Video] marsfireignite August 8 2011, 18:36:28 UTC

Make one.

[/not giving in to your dickishness

She is also ignoring why you burnt that table. Because she has been ignoring it since she found out. And she will continue ignoring it. Lalalala. Didn't happen.]

[Video] painhumbles August 8 2011, 18:48:29 UTC

It's an experiment in the kindness of strangers. Can't argue with science.

[Video] marsfireignite August 8 2011, 18:52:05 UTC

No one is going to go anywhere near that house with a table.

[Video] painhumbles August 8 2011, 18:53:25 UTC

There's no ritual sacrifice in this house on my watch. They can deal.

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[Video] feel_nevermore August 8 2011, 19:17:05 UTC

Poor table... Still so young, and such a brutal way to die.

[Video] painhumbles August 8 2011, 19:18:04 UTC

You should've seen what happened to it before. It was practically begging for death.

[Video] feel_nevermore August 8 2011, 19:23:59 UTC

Thanks but no thanks. [She's got a pretty good idea of what happened on that table since Jinx has been bragging about it ever since.]

Such a merciful angel you are, Gabe... Even when it comes to tables. I'm sooo proud of you.

[Video] painhumbles August 9 2011, 04:16:38 UTC

What can I say? They didn't call me the Prince of Mercy back home for nothing.

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bunny_flower August 8 2011, 19:40:19 UTC

Ara ara, what did the table do to you, Gabriel-dono?

painhumbles August 9 2011, 04:17:41 UTC

The real question is what was done to this table before I put it out of his misery. Spoiler? You don't wanna know.

bunny_flower August 9 2011, 09:22:39 UTC

There are very few things that I do not want to know, Gabriel-dono. I would thank you not to assume about any of them.

painhumbles August 9 2011, 12:35:17 UTC

Lucifer had sex on it.

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[Offline] outsidewindows August 8 2011, 23:04:43 UTC

A tad melodramatic today, brother?

[Offline] painhumbles August 9 2011, 03:18:41 UTC

[Kanye shrug] Some men want to watch the world burn. Others operate on a much smaller scale.

outsidewindows August 9 2011, 03:29:30 UTC

[Ok. That gets a smile.]

Do you have your sword?

painhumbles August 9 2011, 03:36:14 UTC

Last I heard, Anna had it. That thing changes hands more often than Menudo changes members.

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[filtered] hexdontlie August 9 2011, 02:45:27 UTC

[Jinx is laying on her side on her bed. Her hair is down and she seems to be enjoying her rose petals. Right now, she's running one across the tip of her nose, looking into the camera of her PCD.]

Does that mean your finally moving out of your big brother's house to find a place of your own?

[A smirk.] The table was your going away present. It's so sad to see you deny it like that.

[filtered] painhumbles August 9 2011, 03:14:16 UTC

Ohh no. Y'see, I plan on sticking around. I just don't plan on judging you anymore. Your life, your body- whatever. One woman's slow downward spiral is another woman's paradise.

Besides, we're in-laws now. You oughta get used to me.

[filtered] hexdontlie August 9 2011, 04:23:54 UTC

[She runs the rose petal along her lips and rolls her eyes.]

He's my boyfriend. I have no relation nor obligation to you. And I bet you can't last a week without making some commentary on my choices.

[filtered] painhumbles August 9 2011, 04:41:01 UTC

We're a package set, and I will tolerate the shit outta your choices and if I fail? I'll catch you a unicorn.

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