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011 (Video)

Sep 09, 2011 12:42

[As the PCD comes on, Gabriel massages his forehead with the exasperation of someone whose limitless patience got used up ages ago. He has a whiskey decantur in front of him. He also has the remains of at least ten dead soldier Sweet 'n' Low packets.

....It's best not to imagine where said sweetener met its end. Suffice to say, no one besides ( Read more... )

[!] you people are retarded, [!] so sick i wouldn't do it, [!] endless pop culture references, [!] uninvolved with this bullshit, [!] unimpressed with your fuckery, [!] trolling for the masses, [!] trolling never looked so good, [!] being a dick per usual

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[Video] feel_nevermore September 9 2011, 17:49:22 UTC

[Raven quirks a quizzical eyebrow. She knows angels know everything, or close to it but still. Having one bring up the name of a place from your home world always feels kinda weird.] I'd never have thought Arkham was that famous.

So who put arsenic in your punch this time? Is it Adstringendum's new Nightmare or did I miss yet another megalomaniac supervillain?

[Video] painhumbles September 9 2011, 18:31:59 UTC

[Knowing everything SUCKS sometimes. Abort. Abort.] It isn't. I just know everything.

Didja miss the two in the middle between the horse and my brother?

[Video] feel_nevermore September 11 2011, 17:27:41 UTC

[Raven just rolls her eyes.] Yeah, right.

Dunno? Which ones are you talking about?

[Video] painhumbles September 12 2011, 17:29:48 UTC

Well, there was the mind control asshole... Then there was that idiot with one wing- I still don't know what the hell he did, but, apparently, it was enough to cause panic.

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[Video] marsfireignite September 9 2011, 18:17:46 UTC

I found chocolate the other day.

[Why, yes, this is the most relevant comment you will hear all day.]

[Video] painhumbles September 9 2011, 18:32:37 UTC

Was it in a nondescript white van? Because, Rei, there are rules...

[Video] marsfireignite September 9 2011, 18:36:28 UTC

Cas ate it and he's still alive.

[Take that as you will.]

[Video] painhumbles September 9 2011, 18:37:26 UTC

You're bribing me. Why are you bribing me?

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mister_hatter September 9 2011, 20:03:32 UTC

I've been out of touch this time around. Abductions, apparently?

painhumbles September 11 2011, 00:00:43 UTC

And brainwashing. Always a fan favorite.

mister_hatter September 11 2011, 00:05:15 UTC

I love brainwashing!

painhumbles September 11 2011, 00:06:02 UTC

...Why don't I believe for a second that was sarcasm?

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bunny_flower September 9 2011, 20:59:52 UTC

Ara, we would not want to put you out, Gabriel-dono.

painhumbles September 11 2011, 00:01:12 UTC

You're so cute when you're sarcastic.

bunny_flower September 11 2011, 07:53:10 UTC

Why, I try.

painhumbles September 12 2011, 17:35:05 UTC

You're just one of those people who constantly trump my expectations. Sexy, snarky... Next you're gonna tell me on top of being a death god, you're a badass warrior woman.

[Which he knows she is, but humor him.]

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[Video] wingsandwill September 10 2011, 20:08:36 UTC

[Disregarding the point of your post entirely, Gabriel, for something far more pressing.]

...What did you do to your drink?

[Video] painhumbles September 11 2011, 00:02:00 UTC

What Rei should've done to yours.

[Video] wingsandwill September 11 2011, 00:12:45 UTC

[A beat.]

Why should she have put sugar in mine?

And why did you do so to yours?

[Video] painhumbles September 11 2011, 00:16:32 UTC

Because the only thing worse than spilled alcohol is alcohol no one can actually drink.

[Gabriel's gives no fucks face is at full charge.] My blood sugar's low and I need alcohol to cope with this place. I multitask.

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