A letter to a dear friend.

[chedeta]

Dear Alcohol

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[nephalimanger]

You're just awesome.

[madkevinp]

Im A Big Fan Of Your Friend Al...

From the second biggest fan

[drunkpoet515]

This letter was a good idea. I should soon write a letter to my longtime friend Johnnie Walker that addresses my concerns. I agree that there is simply no justification for a 3 p.m. hangover. It's unproductive and apparently, not much of a deterrent. I say we initiate a class action lawsuit calling for reforms.