I have discovered, finally, the origin of at least one part of my face. I can't believe I never realized it before; my maternal grandmother has the 79-year-old version of my nose. This is largely what kept me entertained (in a car accident sort of way) during the week of my visit in Albany. I have studied every facet, every crinkle and nostril ( Read more... )

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There need to be tshirts that say "I like NY" or maybe just "NY is okay by me" because that's pretty much how I feel about this place. There is certainly plenty of good dining and theater (with the general exception of most self-congratulatory Tony winners), but when it comes right down to it the homogenization of Banana Republic has ensured that ( Read more... )

Dear Diary,
Today I made the world's best oatmeal cookies.

While showering earlier, I got my stegosaurus earring stuck in my loofah. Like seriously stuck, like i had to take the earring out. And life continues to be absurd. I sort of feel like posting an actual update, so here's what's been going on these days ( Read more... )

HAPPY 20TH BIRTHDAY ALEXIS MORLEY! I LOVE YOU!

Finally done with Westco. Stuff at Snow City is starting to shape up after my little breakdown (which i feel was warrented, after four double shifts) last week. I have a system now. And lots of code words. Also i'm busy nicknaming my coworkers. Even scrubbing the drains this afternoon, which was probably the most disgusting chore i've ever been ( Read more... )

Yesterday was my first day of work at Snow City. I decided to give Westco a nice full two week's notice so I could use Cher as a reference on future applications, which means (as a result of the transition) that I will potentially be working a few 16-hour days over the next two weeks. I already have 13 hours for both Friday and Saturday, but we'll ( Read more... )

Everybody say hello to Snow City's newest hostess!

just to let you guys know.
This just in:
I WON A SEDARIS TICKET BECAUSE I AM JUST THAT COOL. After all that, I will actually get to see the master in person.