KPOP RP Logs, SHINee series (JongKey focus)

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So after reaching the 50K mark on my NaNoWriMo novel, Vivica Lee and the Arcana Chronicles: Fool's Journey (yeah that's a mouthful, got it memorized?) I wanted to write something fun, easygoing, no rules, just do it kinda thing. In fact, this is not even the conventional fic, it's in the RP format. I'm not really sure how this will be taken and all, but I felt like sharing. Anyone into the KPOP fandom might get a laugh or two, maybe even more. ;) I'm very Key-biased, so there's going to be a lot of him. :3 ALSO, SPARKLee = SHINee... *cough* DON'T JUDGE ME. DDDD:

Any questions~ don't hesitate to ask!♫

Title; Jongkey rp logs (Confessions of a KPOP Diva Star? lol jkjkjk)
Genre; Angst, Romance, AUish, ABSOLUTE CRACK
Rating; Rated T for Teen ( for this one anyway )
Disclaimer; Lucy is a Fag Hag through and through, but thy characters portrayed in thee smut, thou shalt not hers. Sadly, but unfortunately true.
Pairings; JongKey, womanizing!Jjong, mentions of ahem, SeKyung and evil plotting!onew... in essence everyone's somehow Keysexual, because Key's that amazing. :D
Summary; Key is distraught and confused because of his feelings for Jonghyun. Something to that cliche extent. This log is basically Key struggling with those emotions, and it getting extremely awkward and complicated along the way.
Notes; In this pretend world of mine Taemin's brother is Heechul (yeah I went there) Ji Yoon from 4Minute is Key's sister. I HAVE my REASONS. Amber is JiYoon's bff, because I say so. <3 And more sibling pairings as I see fit... because I have to entertain myself somehow. :)

Intarwebz is srs buzines; These logs will contain images/animations(gifs) and other goodies, to make it more "fun" to read. Most of the images I find randomly, and unless noted otherwise were not edited or made by me. No copyright infringement intended. Thank you. ♥ Also, I'm leaving this as is, typos and all. It's gonna take long enough to actually copy all this on here. If you guys like this, I might share others. :)
Also, this is all for fun, so please no butt-hurtness, got it?



Press into me
Breathe me in
Bask in me
You’ll be free to do anything


-Kibum just didn't understand... Why was he feeling the way he was? His circle of friends consisted of the same people for as far as he could remember. Although, one friend in particular he was always closest to, and that one friend was Kim Jonghyun. The gang always fooled around, nothing out of the ordinary. After a certain age Kibum noticed a sort of closeness to Jjong, and vice versa.

They were inseparable, and always very friendly. It was getting to a point where his other friends would look at them weird. It wasn't until the youngest of them walked up to Key, and asked if he had a special relationship with Jonghyun hyung. Yeah... When a pipsqueak asks something like that, it definitely deserves closer attention.

He sat down on the comfy commons sofa, and continued looking into the distance lost in thought.-

"What am I going to do?"


Ji Yoon had been talking to Amber earlier, about the latest trends and the like. She really admired Amber, and tried to dress like her to the best of her ability. Thing was, she tended to be girlier than Amber, and that posed a problem. She inwardly blushed, and shrugged any of those thoughts away. She wondered how her little brother was doing! He was always around the same group of friends, but this time she didn't see any of them anywhere. Ji Yoon shrugged and went to the commons area, to see if she had any luck.

"Kibum~!"

She continued to look around, until she found her darling brother looking very mopey. It was unlike him. He was usually well spirited, especially around his best friend.

"I'm so glad I found you bro. Where are your friends? You guys are usually inseparable..."


Kibum snapped out of his reverie, and looked up at his tacky looking sister. Ever since she started hanging out with that friend of hers... Then again, he believed it was better than the influence Hyuna had had on her at first.... He could deal with Amber ANYYY day.

"Um... How about you? You seem to be by yourself currently."

He looked away for a split second, and could've sworn he heard nearby voices. Very recognizable voices, at that.


Ji Yoon pouted, and in turn rolled her eyes. Her brother could be such a jerk when he wanted to be. She hated having to TRY to get his attention, just to make SOME conversation. =\ She was just not interesting enough for him.

"SIGH, Kibum. As for my friends, last time I saw them they were going to go to this event for Halloween. I wanted to go actually, still contemplating it though."

She noticed Kibum more than distracted than he usually was. What could be wrong?

"Hey! Bro, tell me really, what's bugging you?"


Jonghyun grinned wide, as he bid his lovely friends farewell. For some reason, he was like a magnet. They all wanted to train with him, and he didn't mind one bit. It was strictly professional, though. They would get close to him once in awhile, but they usually kept their distance. Besides, being around his best friend was somehow more gratifying than any of them. Even if lately, he's been feeling some distance between them.

"Until next practice, ladies!"



"Have a great day Jonghyun oppa!"

He chuckled and walked into the commons room, and spotted just the person he wanted to spot. He waved at both Key and his sibling.

"Annyeoung!--- I've been looking everywhere for you Kibum. You didn't go to practice today. Are you feeling unwell?"


Kibum looked straight at Jonghyun, and his mouth only twitched slightly unable to smile. His hearing was pristine, unfortunate for him.

"Jjong... Yeah, I haven't been feeling very well, actually. I'm sorry, I should've said something, and let you know. Were the others there too? Or just you?"

His charm was eminent. He wasn't the only one that noticed how radiant Jonghyun usually was... His sister was staring at him, a little flustered as well. It was cute though, because that was his sister after all. Although, he wouldn't want her to go out with Jonghyun for the life of him. He had to protect his little sister. That and--- Well...


Ji Yoon couldn't help but blush. Jonghyun oppa was so handsome! D: He was so SHINee D: ALL PUN INTENDED. Her girlie hormones didn't stand a chance! D: She was mentally panicking. How was she able to keep such a cool demeanor? How was Amber...? She's usually hanging around most of the guys... And they were extremely handsome as well... And oh dear she's mentally babbling! D: AHHHHHHsdklfjsdklsdjfsdjklfl After her mental breakdown, she breathed in and out, like nothing ever happened... which technically it didn't since it was all in her head. :D

"Anyeong, Jonghyun oppa! Even though, I think I'm older than you, but ANYWAY for storyline wise."

Thankfully, her brother is a guy and would be completely unaffected by Jonghyun's charms. Or so she thought...


Jonghyun smiled back at Ji Yoon, and looked back at Kibum.

"Yeah, they were all there, along with--"

He pointed over to the entrance, where the girls said goodbye.

"The girls. They were really good, but I just couldn't keep them off me ya know? Ha, ha. You know how that is right?"

It was a bit awkward, considering his laugh was the only genuine one in the room. Ji Yoon only chuckled for the sake of it, but Key didn't seem amused by Jonghyun's comment at all


Kibum half-assed his chuckle. Sure, of course Key did? Seriously? What was Jonghyun on? Key had never been one to boast about women or relationships. In fact, Jonghyun wasn't like that before either. He was actually more reserved or shy about the subject. For some time now, he's been more forward with and about women.

"Sure... Anyways, I'll make sure to attend practice tomorrow, okay? I doubt I'll feel any better by then, but I'm not one to slack off."

Something inside Kibum urged him to get Jonghyun out of his comfort zone, for some reason or other. He smirked and did a repeat of that one time. He got near him, and slowly passed a finger down his spine.

"I know JinKi doesn't like it when any of us do. Right Jjong?"


Jonghyun cut himself off before he even got a chance to reply, when he felt the familiar touch going down his back. Let's ignore the cellphone on his icon. He stuttered his response.

"Y-Yeah... Onew isn't fond of... that..."

He recognized very well where this was all going. Key was getting a little too close for comfort, and usually Jonghyun wouldn't mind. Thing is, his sister was RIGHT THERE. Well, it wasn't like he was going to do something provocative or anything. He wouldn't... Not in front of Ji Yoon. Jonghyun considered playing along, but it might get out of hand. They were very competitive after all.

"They might stop by. They were concerned why you hadn't come..."

That sexy smirk on Key's face was quite irresistible. Of course, he would never utter such things seriously, out loud or anything.


Ji Yoon blushed all the way to her ears. Her brother... What was he doing?! She knew he was into all that skinship stuff, but even Jonghyun was caught off guard. Does he have no respect for his slightly older noona? D: She ignored Key's rape face altogether, and looked back to Jonghyun.

Oh really? I would like to see Minho. I had something to give him. =)

Yes, smooth Yoonie... Change subject, yesssss. She should really give the boys space, but now with the chance of the others stopping by she decided to wait.


Kibum began to grin from ear to ear, because he loved when Jonghyun stuttered-- especially if it was due to his ministrations. He was beginning to feel a little more playful, and went with it. Who cares if his sister was still there? :D

"They shouldn't be so concerned. In reality, I'm the best dancer from the group."

The way Key said it so nonchalantly might've annoyed Jonghyun, but he didn't care. He wanted to test that patience of his... When he would snap, they would usually see who's better... and a good portion of the time end up in very interesting predicaments. Although, that cannot happen with his sister still hanging about. He needed to get rid of her, and fast.

"I go to practice to hang out with you guys, but in all honesty I don't really need much of it. I'm just that amazing."

He licked his lips slowly as he looked straight at Jonghyun, all the while moving his hips in a very suggestive manner.

ooc; Yup, it was about time Ji Yoon left the vicinity. There was no stopping Key now.


Jonghyun stared at Key dumbfounded, but keeping his eyes glued to his hips all the while. His lips were quite enticing as well, but he was not going to fall for his trap that easily. From years of knowing Kibum, he knew exactly where he was going with all this. Sadly, his sister had to be present for this more than disgraceful display. Do you have no shame, Key?

"If I didn't know you as well as I do, I would say you're one cocky son of a bitch... But, since that's not the case, I must admit I do agree about your dancing."

He licked his lips in return, staring him down again all the while.

"If you don't want to go to practice anymore, that's fine... Although, eventually we're going to surpass your dance skills, and you're not going to be best amongst us. Who knows... maybe our leader eventually will decide to replace you. You've said it yourself, that you'd go solo in a heartbeat."

Jonghyun walked a bit closer, both their noses touching from the close proximity. He felt Kibum's breath hitch, and Jjong couldn't help but let a smirk escape him.

"Would you really leave us high and dry like that? You do care for us at least a bit, right?"


Kibum swallowed hard at how close the two had become, and was really impressed with Jonghyun's responses. He was usually a major pushover with Key, but nothing was holding him back at the moment. Key wasn't sure if to feel threatened or turned on. It was probably a little of both... It didn't matter because he stood his ground.

"Oh, I know you love my dancing. Although, I'm hurt Jjong... You honestly believe I would go solo..."

He tilted his head slightly, inching closer to Jonghyun's lips. Key was just about close enough for Jonghyun to feel his breath as well.

"Willingly?"

Key then chuckled, still at his desired distance, "Do you honestly believe you guys will ever be better than me though? Do we have to go at it again, to prove to you otherwise?"

ooc; let's ignore the mic by Key's mouth. :)


Jonghyun leaned his forehead against Kibum's own, "Yes, sometimes I do feel that way. You always say you're better than us, so might as well jump to such a conclusion."

His fingers intertwined slowly with Key's, and he whispered in to his ear softly. It wasn't meant to be understood, but Key's shiver in response was more than enough for Jonghyun to mentally celebrate. Kibum was not going to win this round, especially knowing there's someone else awkwardly watching them in the room. Jonghyun also noticed what his friend did there, concerning his convenient choice of words.

"Come on baby, prove me wrong. I'd like to see you try," Jjong smirked once more in satisfaction, feeling the heat and vulnerability emanating from Key. Hook, line, and sinker ;) His friend had a huge mouth, and spewed out just about the most venomous comments out most of the time... but he knew exactly how to break his diva barrier. He could be a tough cookie, but once that barrier is penetrated... ;)


Ji Yoon mentally fangirlie screamed. WHAT WAS GOING ON?! Did they have NO shame?! Of course not, they were about to devour each other with poor Yoonie present. It was certainly intriguing, she would give them that. Although, it was just NOT RIGHT, getting all up in each other's grills. She tried to keep her blushing to a minimum, and stared at them both, annoyed.

"Um, boys? I understand you want to have your way with each other... But can you guys wait until AFTER I leave the room?"

She knew this was going to at least embarrass one of them, most certainly not her brother.


Kibum made a low noise at the back of his throat, trying his best not to think of how hot he felt at the moment. Jjong was oh so good at pushing the right buttons. Then again, if one knew Kibum well enough, they would know it wasn't very difficult to trigger said buttons. The fact that his sister was reprimanding them, was bad.

He looked directly at his sister, smiling all the while, "You're silly, Yoonie noona. You know we're only proving our superiority, and Jonghyun oppa just doesn't know his place," as she was distracted listening to Key's response, he slipped his hands up Jjong's shirt. His fingers slowly caressing the bottom half of his back.

I know for a fact, that this is one of his weak spots... if not his weakest. It only made Key more hot in the face, when he realized Jonghyun had actually thrust softly against Kibum's touch. How Ji Yoon was not noticing ANY of it, was BEYOND him...


Jonghyun's focus was solely on his friend, and the motions of his body. His mind went completely blank when he felt those warm hands going up his back; Kibum's touch oddly felt better than any of the women he's been with. Of course, that left room for worry, but Jonghyun wasn't able to concentrate on that factor at the moment. As if calling Jonghyun "oppa" wasn't enough... Jjong was really losing his cool.

"Well, you've proved that I'm superior, by calling me oppa... If you really think about it... But, it's sounds overly enticing when you do."

He hadn't even noticed the thrust against his friend. That was BAD, very BAD. That just meant that Key was right, and Jonghyun didn't know how to keep it in his pants.

Fuck, I'm losing it... and Kibum is enjoying every last bit of it.

He looked into his partner's friend's eyes, and said as low as he possibly could, "If you continue at this pace... I'm going to bend you over, and give you what's coming... I don't care if your sister is present; I will do it."

It makes Jonghyun sad that he's been respectable as of yet, because he didn't want to make things awkward between his best friend. This was all too much though, and Key was just asking for it. He bit his lip in anticipation.


Kibum smirked as he ran his fingers through Jonghyun's hair, whispering back to him, "Is that a promise?" He noticed the look on his sister's face, and actually snapped out of it completely. The warmth completely dissipated, as he took a couple of steps back. Key was so embarrassed by his words, that he couldn't even look at Jonghyun in the face. The more he gave it thought, the more awkward it looked, but he couldn't get Jonghyun out of his mind.

Still looking away, Kibum muttered, "Sorry..."


Minho was walking back into the common room, along with Taeminnie and Jinki hyung from practice. It was an okay practice, except Kibum had decided to skip again. He had been doing it for the past couple of weeks, at least once or twice. He shrugged off the thoughts for now, and looked over at his hyung.

"When is that banquet that we're supposed to attend? Will we be ready with the choreography by then?"

On his way into livings commons where everyone went to rest after a hard day of school and practice, he saw Key. Minho had smiled in his direction, but had then realized that he was at extreme proximity of one Jonghyun hyung as well. It didn't strike Minho as odd, because they were always all on up each other. But, it looked somewhat different to him then.


Taemin had wanted to check out a certain AP class, to see if he could spot a certain girl by the name of Hermione Granger... well name's weren't important... But, he would've liked to have checked that out. Unfortunately, for him they had practice, like every other day. The youngest of the five never really had anything against going to practice, because he loved learning new dance routines. It was especially fun whenever he got to compete with his "umma" Key hyung, because he was a really great dancer. He had the power to make just about anyone blush, girls and boys alike.

Although, it really upset him at times when Key wouldn't make it to practice. Sometimes, Taemin couldn't help but feel as if their group, SPARKLee (subject to change as creator umma sees fit) wasn't important enough for him. Then Jonghyun hyung had also been slacking off, due to going to dance with other girl trainee groups. It was mostly Minho and Jinki hyung, and himself.

He looked over at Minho and noticed his line of vision, "Umma's here?" Taemin saw Jonghyun as well, and smiled, forgetting his thought process all the while. When he looked over at Minho again, it didn't look like he was pleased though.


Jinki smiled as he usually did, answering Minho, "I think it might be two weeks from now. I got to check our schedule again."

He blinked and saw that Minho was plainly staring ahead, nodding all the while. Key was there, and if it weren't because Onew had ulterior motives, he would give the kid a spanking for missing practice again. It just wasn't like the diva to miss a chance to show off. Jinki shrugged and continued to explain to the young-ins of the band, the dynamics of their stage performance, and how they were going to be more than prepared.

Although, Onew wasn't too sure for Key at that point. Yeah, he was an amazing dancer, but they had to rehearse as well, or they wouldn't coordinate appropriately. Onew knew all too well, he was the king of the ONEW CONDITION. Sadly, even if he was the leader he was the clumsiest of the bunch.

"But yes, we'll be more than prepared by the time the banquet comes along," Onew smiled wide in reassurance, since that's what leaders were known for. That, and chicken. :D Oh, wait, that was just him...


Minho hadn't heard anything of what Onew hyung was talking about, all he heard was blah blah blah and a couple of cluck sounds for some reason or other.

He continued to stare at Kibum, then looked back at Onew, "Did you say something hyung?"


Jinki stopped talking when he was cut off by Minho, who then had proceeded to ask him what he had been talking about. If it wasn't because he was the leader, and he had to set the example... :\ He sighed and shook his head, "Don't worry about it Minho."

He tried his best not to pout, since he should really be used to his underlings band mates being completely in their own SHINee world.

"Well, since I can spot a KEY nearby, I might as well give him the scolding of a lifetime," he smiled to himself and decided to take out his annoyance on Kim Kibum.


Taemin snorted, "I'll go with! I can also see Ji Yoon, I'm gonna go say hi."

The maknae smiled wide, and ran up to Ji Yoon hugging her tight. She had quite the interesting expression on her face, one of great discomfort. Taemin wondered why. o.O

"Hey Yoonie noona! What have you been up to?"

:D :D :D


Ji Yoon let a smile of relief escape her, and she hugged the adorable maknae back, "Good to see you too, Taeminnie. I've just been watching these two kinda almost-"

She then hesitated talking to Taemin-of all members-the way she was about to concerning the rest of his band mates. She laughed it off.

"Jonghyun and Key were just, discussing why he missed practice. that's all."


Kibum smiled awkwardly in his sister's direction, but he cheered up slightly when he saw Taemin. The boy was such a sweetheart and incredibly adorable, everyone loved him. Key could tell that Taemin was disappointed that he hadn't gone to practice, but he made sure he'd make it up to him.

He took a quick glance at Jonghyun and noticed the inevitable longing in his eyes, it bothered Key greatly. How was he supposed to ignore that look? In the end, were those feelings genuine, or did Jjong just need release? Key didn't dare look him in the eye, in fear of not being able to control his emotions.

In the midst of his reverie he noticed Minho and Onew walking over as well, but Onew looked anything but pleased. He was getting ready for the scolding of a lifetime.

Key leaned over and whispered in Taemin's ear, "Is our leader really upset?"





Taemin nodded as he went to hug his umma as well, "Yeah, you can say that. He's kinda upset that he doesn't get to- How did he word it?"

He thinks back to practice, and remembered Jinki hyung's exact words. Taemin mentally aha-ed! "He said, and I quote, ahem," he cleared his throat, "I'm going to smack that boy's ass the next time I see him, for missing practice again. It's not fair, without him coming to practice I can't see him move so sexily, and bending over the way he does and the way his-" The boy then stopped reciting Jinki hyung's words, and smiled back at the now mortified band mates. More like mortified Key hyung, and about-to-kill-our-leader Jonghyun hyung.

"I didn't get to hear the rest, because it was pretty mumbled and very naughty..."


Jonghyun wasn't very amused at Taemin's reinterpretation of Jinki hyung's words, and tried not to burn holes at the side of the leader's head. He knew that Onew had a tendency of saying those things from time to all the time time, but Jjong really didn't want to hear it. The last thing he needed was something to get him to want to stare at Key more than he usually did. Usually Jonghyun served as a bodyguard for Key, while they practiced... due to Onew leader's wandering eyes. It was amazing how he would still stay focused.

"Jinki hyung has no shame," he said as the pervert in question made his way up to them.

If Jonghyun wasn't present for rehearsal, Minho usually did a pretty decent job keeping Onew hyung from perving on Key. It grossed Jonghyun out... that creepy grin of his... He mentally cringed. He wanted to say something more to Key so bad but everyone was there and he just... didn't have the balls to say anything...


Onew smiled, then turned his attention to Kibum. He was looking quite disturbed for some reason or other, but Onew didn't pay it much mind. Although, looking at Jonghyun's expression was something he felt he should put some mind to, considering the looks-can-kill vibe he was going for there.

He sighed, "Kibum, I'm sure you've already been asked this but... Why didn't you go to practice today? It's not the same without you around..."


Jonghyun still feeling quite uncomfortable due to earlier, needed to take out his pent up frustrations out on someone. He looked at his hyung, and rolled his eyes, "I'm sure it isn't, considering that you stare at Kibum's ass most of the time while he's doing his solos."

He heard laughter from the youngest after his smart ass remark, and Minho finally cracked a smile from the the stupid comment as well. At least Jjong, without realizing it, kinda broke the ice a bit. He felt that the tension could be cut with a knife. He was still upset that they had come in and ruined their fun though. Jjong still really needed some form of release, and his girlfriend was nowhere nearby.

Jjong rethought that last thought and cringed. That was probably the worst thing to even think about, because it wasn't fair to SeKyung... she was beautiful, and he was very lucky to be with a girl like her. Although, something still stirred inside him whenever he would take a look at his best friend. It wasn't the same kind of thrill, and it was almost akin to passion... he shrugged those thoughts away.


Minho chuckled to himself at Jonghyun hyung's comment, but he was still annoyed. He looked over at Kibum that was smiling as well, not looking as disturbed as before.

"Well, hyung? Why did you skip practice? Other than our leader perving on you, we didn't feel the same... It's not the same without you there..."

He trailed off because he wasn't a man of many words. Sure, he was the charismatic flame-or something like that-of SPARKLee, but Minho still struggled when speaking to others, especially when it came to Key.


Kibum felt his cheeks grow warm from all the burning stares in his general direction, it was awfully uncomfortable. He was used to many people staring at him, but this was ridiculous. He felt real bad because they had all been disappointed, and Key wasn't thinking much about his friends at the time. He was so full of thoughts of Jonghyun, that he wasn't able to process any coherent thoughts. Then, to make things worse, the same man that doesn't leave his thoughts, day or night, comes into the picture to torment him so more.

He still felt quite feverish and wasn't sure what he was going to do with himself. It wasn't as if he could ask his hyung to take him to an abandoned classroom or corner, fuck him senseless and forget any of it ever happened. Kibum would suffer more if that were the case... It would taint their friendship, and it would never be the same again.

A sigh left the diva's lips, "I had a lot on my mind. I'm sorry if I worried you... I didn't know I meant so much to you guys... Most of the time I'm being anal retentive, and nagging you to the point where you guys want to shank me." He laughed at that, because there was no one that could disagree with what he had just said.


Taemin smiled as he patted Key on the back, "We'll still love you, no matter how much of a nag you can be sometimes. That's why you're our umma!"


Minho smiled, "Exactly. Now, we all expect you to go to practice tomorrow," he looked over at Jonghyun, "And for you to stay in practice tomorrow. We need all the help we can get."


Kibum smiled wide, along with the rest of them, "You got it. I wouldn't want the group to disband because of me," Key finished off with a lame joke.

He looked around, and remembered that his sister was still there. Upon closer inspection, he noticed she was sniffling for some reason. "Noona?"


Ji Yoon conjured up a handkerchief out of absolutely nowhere, and blew her nose rather loud and obnoxiously. They were all so precious, and she would hurt someone badly if anything ever happened to the amazing friendship they all had. Even the weird friendship that both Jonghyun and her brother had...

"You guys are adorable," she smiled and blew her nose into the hanky again.

She then remembered that she had wanted to give to Minho, but with all the distractions Yoon forgot completely. She sighed and decided to let it be, for now.

"All right guys, I should get going. I have to get a hold of Hyuna unnie before she gets herself into any more trouble," Ji Yoon smiled again, hugged her brother even if he was reluctant, and headed out of the commons in her search for Hyuna.


Minho smirked, coyly placing an arm around Key hyung's shoulder, "Your sister is so cute, she obviously doesn't take after you."

He couldn't help but laugh at the irony of it all, considering how Minho really felt inside. But, it didn't matter, and what was important was that they were all still a team. Sometimes, he couldn't help but worry that something would happen to SPARKLee and they would-God forbid-disband. Minho cared very deeply for each of them, even if Key left him very confused about his own personal feelings towards another man.


Kibum stopped laughing all together, and almost gave Minho a glare-no it was a full blown glare, "Keep your flaming charisma-or however you call it-in your pants, Choi. Touch my noona, and you will regret you were ever born a man."


Jonghyun laughed and shook his head, "If you should worry about anyone touching your noona-" He stopped mid-sentence when he received one of Key!Diva's infamous glares. The guy knew exactly what he was going to finish saying, so Jjong decided there was no point in sharing.

He continued regardless, "Nah, don't worry Key, I'm taken so your noona is safe from me. Although, Jinki hyung is ANOTHER story." Jonghyun continued to laugh with the rest of the them, but Kibum looked as stern as ever.

Did I say something I wasn't supposed to again?

Jonghyun believed that all the chemicals he had used on his hair, had eventually caught up to him. The talent agency they were part of made it clear that they weren't allowed to go with anyone while in training, yet Jonghyun would sneak out and do his thing. Nothing really stopped him from going out with girls, but he had neglected to mention about his first real relationship to his best friend.

The press was ready to announce it, and was so happy. The company was being lenient for some reason ulterior motives and let Jonghyun date the girl. They had been going out for a month, around the same time Key had begun to be more distant. Jonghyun never understood that though... Why had Key start distancing himself? He felt his ego was getting the best of him, but Key started skipping practice after that one incident... Shit.


Onew scoffed, "I resent that, Jjong! You're the one that's been known for womanizing, even if you weren't technically supposed to go out and devour women," Jinki shrugged, it was a proven fact that the more you told a child not to do something, the more they wanted to do it. Taemin was a perfect example... He never learned his lesson about the beds.

He was specifically told that not all the beds had good mattresses... what does he do? He throws himself on the bed WITHOUT a mattress. Onew shook his head at the thought.

"We're all perfect gentlemen, except for you. Have you seen the way you look at women?"


Kibum was upset, but there wasn't anything he could do about Jjong's womanizing ways. He was not gonna hate. Everything changed when he mentioned the girlfriend though. Why hadn't Jjong just said something? Key thought he was his best friend, yet he kept all sorts of secrets from him. They all usually involved his private life, and that bothered Key. What were best friends if not to share every bit of each other- Then again, he had been keeping something from him as well, so he was also at fault.

Shrugging it off for now, he decided to use the topic at hand to shift to his advantage, "I know how he looks at women," Key said confidently.

He turned to Jonghyun again, smirking all the while, "He looks at her almost innocently at first, kinda like this," Key mimics the expression, and everyone chuckles, save Jjong that was watching Key's every move in anticipation.

"Then, after the innocent looks, they become a little R rated, with that look of longing you like so much," again Key imitated, so well that everyone was in an uproar. The band mates were laughing, but they couldn't deny that Jonghyun was really was fond of those looks.



Key bit his lip, knowing he was going too far, knowing that deep down he was expressing his own passion along the cruel game they were playing, "Even if you don't notice it, the way you lick your lips" Key slowly slid his tongue over his bottom lip, proceeding to then make it's way over his top lip.



"It's irresistible and girls just fall for it every time," Key took a deep breath, not even trying to avert his gaze like before, "And he loves just how easily women become putty in his hands."



He then stopped the charade and smiled, hoping that no one would notice just how hurt he really felt. There was nothing Key could do, he didn't even know what he was feeling... All he knew was that Jonghyun was never his.


Jonghyun had not taken his eyes off Key even once, each ministration just continued to send the most delicious sensations across his body. He would never admit it, but only Key was able to make him feel like that. When it came to women, Jonghyun wasn't challenged... they were easy to please, Key wasn't. Every single woman, was the same, even SeKyung, yet he was still with her... Key was what made things exciting in his life.

From the moment they were prepubescent teens, training, it was always the same. Key always had a brilliant idea, and Jonghyun had the means of making the idea a reality. It was weird for him to feel the way he did for Kim Kibum, it was wrong. They were like brothers, and did just about everything together. It had recently changed when Jonghyun started going out with girls, and Key would stay behind. Jonghyun would tell him to double date, but Key always said no.

He gulped and shifted uncomfortably, feeling his jeans a bit more difficult to move in. Jjong smiled regardless, "You know me so well," he nibbled on his bottom lip, trying to take away the inevitable stupid look on his face-which Jonghyun was sure he had.

If Key wanted to play like that, he could do it too. The one thing his best friend wasn't fond of was being embarrassed in front of anyone, and Jonghyun knew him well enough to know what would embarrass him in the current situation. He grinned, "Since everyone enjoyed that performance, maybe Key should put together another. What do you say Onew hyung? Since Kibum hasn't been attending practice, we should make him make up for it, right?"


Onew thought about what Jonghyun just said for a second, even though he was mighty distracted with what Key just being overly sexy. Everyone was laughing, but Onew could guarantee they were feeling just as uncomfortable.

"What a marvelous idea," Onew smiled in Key's direction, "Since Minho got to scolding you first somehow," he glared at Minho then looked back at Key, "I would like for you to practice the dance number you're going to be doing for the banquet. That is if you even remember what I told you last week..."


Kibum groaned to himself as he tried to remember what Jinki hyung was talking about, but alas he was right. Key didn't remember for the life of him anything about routine or banquet. He gave Jonghyun a quick glare for even getting him into the predicament, and answered pathetically, "I'm sorry hyung, but I don't remember."



He pouted, looking at Onew pleadingly, "Could you please run it by me again? I promise I won't forget it or skip practice ever again. Please..."


Onew saw the pout and couldn't resist. He wasn't going to make it that easy for Key though, as he chuckled to himself. He sighed, "Well, if you promise, then yes I will update you on what you've missed all these days.



"For the banquet, you're going to be dancing a special song, in which you wear quite the special costume," he continued to grin and wiggle his eyebrows all the while. "All you have to do is practice your pole-dancing skills, and maybe a couple of other things. I'll make sure to explain in further detail during tomorrow's rehearsal."

There was no way out of this one dear Key... hehehehehehe.


Taemin arched a brow, and looked at their leader completely and entirely confused. He excused himself and spoke up, "Hyung, I don't remember any of that. I thought we were just going to-" He then felt a hand clasp against his mouth, and Taemin mumbled.




Minho grinned inconspicuously as he placed a hand over Taemin's mouth, he whispered in Taemin's ear, "Just let Jinki hyung deal with this... Don't worry about it."

He then scruffed up his hair a bit, and placed an arm around him. The innocence was entirely adorable, and Minho felt dirty for even letting Jinki hyung continue doing what he was going to do to Key. It was wrong, but he just went with it. He was sure karma was going to get the best of him in the near future.


Jonghyun couldn't believe what was happening either. Their leader was sure pushing it by saying such things, but he couldn't lie to himself. What was all that about pole dancing? Jjong felt himself becoming even more excited at the thought of Key doing something so perverse. Although, he knew that Kibum would NEVER agree to something like that.... ever, which was saddening. The worst thing was that, it didn't seem like Onew hyung was finished torturing him.

"What else does Kibum have to do for this banquet?"


Onew continued to grin and said a matter-of-factly, "Not only does he have to pole-dance, he also has to give a lap dance to his partner-whoever that will be," he coughed trying to wipe the sick grin off his face, "As well as cross-dress... I've got just the outfit for you ready, which I'll show you tomorrow."

He smiled nonchalantly, "Any questions?"





Kibum stared blankly at his hyung for a couple of seconds, until he laughed obnoxiously, "You're so funny, hyung. Now, really, what is it that I have to do for the banquet?"


Onew smirked and shook his head, "I just told you what you had to do. Tomorrow I'll make sure to show you the dance, as well as the outfit. Ahem, so, once again, any questions?"





Kibum growled under his breath and jumped on Onew, not caring if that was his hyung or not, "What kinda perverted leader does SPARKLee have?!"

He felt someone pull him away from Jinki hyung before he even got a chance to attack him, properly. Key was FURIOUS and felt so disgusting... What kind of sick pleasure did his hyung get from making him do such things? Sure, they've all cross-dressed before but it didn't seem fair that Jinki only mentioned he was going to be doing the "oh so special" dance.

"I have a better question pervert hyung, what kind of banquet is this?"

Kibum felt his face burn with embarrassment, but then felt something jab by his thigh. He looked back and saw that the person who had grabbed him had been Jonghyun. If Key's face wasn't red before, it was tomato red then. Jjong had grabbed him, but apparently the older of the two hadn't noticed his situation. Key didn't even have the gull to look down, or say anything of the matter.


Jonghyun had grabbed hold of Key when he saw him jump towards their leader to attack him-with more than good reason. He couldn't believe how bold Onew had been to even mention such a thing, and hoped to get out of it alive. Key HATED when he had to dress up in drag, considering everyone made fun of him as it was. Taemin and Key always got the short end of the stick when it came to dressing up in women's clothing. Even if they had done it together, it was never usually just one member. Although, for some reason Onew decided to be cruel and decide upon Key alone.

The image of Key in a school girl outfit got Jonghyun thinking up all sorts of scenarios, and it wasn't healthy or appropriate. Each image in his head consisted of Key, and he actually being a she. The thought alone of pulling up that skirt, pulling down his panties, being able to go deep inside of Key-he stopped his train of thought all together. He knew he didn't need Key to be a girl, to be inside Key but...

He felt the tingles all over his body, and the blood seemed to circulate to the one place he wish had hadn't. It was already too late, and he had grabbed Key in order to save their leader from the inevitable bitch claws that were to adorn his face. When Key didn't even meet his gaze, he knew he had felt just how inappropriately excited Jonghyun was.



Jonghyun let him go soon after, and he noticed Key had a look of confusion and something keen to desire. Dino boyJjong just didn't know what to do anymore, considering that his thinking was not being done with the right head.





Kibum had almost forgotten why he was so upset in the first place, when he felt Jjong let the grasp on him go. He hadn't been mistaken on what he had felt, and it only stirred up even more emotions in Key's heart as well as confusion towards Jjong's reaction. He couldn't deny his feelings anymore, but he hardly found it appropriate to pour his heart out right then and there. Then again, what was the point of pouring his heart out when his feelings wouldn't be returned? It did seem that Jonghyun had certain feelings for Key, but it could easily be dismissed that he needed some sort of release, in which his girlfriend would more than gladly provide.

Even if he was able to give himself a glint of hope, due to the relationship they shared he wasn't delusional. He was still not a girl. Jjong liked girls, yet... Key wanted to shout at him, you coward!, he wanted to kiss him, to show him exactly how much he cared for him. They had been through A LOT, and they were still there for each other. Even if lately, they had distanced themselves from each other. They were both cowards, and Key was trying his best to hide those feelings that weren't meant to be shared amongst friends, it went deeper than that.

Key hated himself for feeling anything towards Kim Jonghyun. He looked at Jonghyun nervously, but then turned his attention back to Onew. Key didn't want to put his best friend on the spot, as much as wanted to.

"With all due respect Jinki hyung, I'm not going to do it... that's overkill. It's not fair that I'm the only one dressing up and-"





Onew shook his head and looked at Kibum sternly, even though he knew he was more than pushing it, "It's not up to me Kibum shii, it's not my fault that everything I told you slipped your mind."

He shrugged, trying not to crack a smile, "Besides, you should be used to this, you look like a girl anyway. Also, it's for a good cause. All the money raised during this banquet event will go to needy children in poorer countries... Are you really going to say no to all those children, umma?"





At that moment, he knew their leader was a spawn of the most evilest of evil. Kibum went through a myriad of reactions in a mere minute or so, because every single thing Onew hyung spewed out was just completely WRONG. How could he put Key in that position? He would never say no to a charity or children. :(

"What kind of charity drive would make a man dress in women's clothing and pole-dance?! Especially a charity drive trying to earn money for children?!"





Taemin didn't know why his hyungs were picking on Key umma, and saynig things that were untrue. He remembered Onew hyung mention the banquet being a charity, but everything that he was making Kibum do... He didn't remember any of it. He took a deep breath, excusing himself again, and speaking up, "I'm more than certain that none of that was discussed, Jinki hyung."

He looked over at Minho and a very uncomfortable looking Jonghyun, as well. Taemin was very confused and unsure of what was going on. He placed his hands on his hips, very like his umma when he was upset, "I demand to be part of it, too. I won't let umma be the only one making a complete ass of himself."


Minho turned to look away from all of them, because it would've been more than obvious that his eye had twinkled at the mention of Taemin volunteering himself as well. He mentally cursed at the amount of gay that was arising within him... Dammit, he was the flaming charisma, not the flaming queer.

"..."


Kibum's eyes widened and shook his head vigorously, "No, I forbid Taeminnie to go on stage and do such deviant acts," he groaned at the realization and gave in for the time being, "I'll do it."

Key tried to look on the bright side, it's not as if he hadn't dressed in women'a clothing before. It was just downright degrading, and he didn't feel it was fair. He decided to take one for the team, and do it for a good cause as well.

"I'll make sure to go to practice tomorrow, and we can discuss it further then." Key then realized yet another factor that bothered him greatly, "By the way hyung, who am I going to be... dancing with?"





Onew grinned wide once again, "Me, naturally. Let's give it our best, okay?" He winked, "Well, you're going to be doing most of the work, so really it's more like, give it your best."

Everything was happening according to plan, and it only made Onew rejoice even more.





Jonghyun glared daggers at their leader and that overly confident smile of his. There was no way he was going to receive a lap dance from Key before he did... He was going to say something, but he noticed someone coming into the commons room. Jjong recognized them well... He was in a very delicate situation, and Onew hyung was going to get away with it.

"Why you, Jinki hyung?"

His anger began to boil over, but it submerged when he saw his girlfriend walk up to the rest of them. How did she do that? She somehow always knew where he was... It was quite creepy...


Onew grinned in the same fashion, noticing who exactly had come into the room. It was all coming together perfectly. He leaned over to Jonghyun as SeKyung walked into the commons, he whispered, "I don't think you'd be able to control yourself..."

He pulled away and gave a little wave to SeKyung," Hey, what brings you around these parts?"


SeKyung smiled and returned the wave, "Hello Jinki oppa. I actually came to pick up Jjongy. We have reservations at this new place in town," she beamed placing her arms around her boyfriend's waist.

"Are you done here, babe?"

Upon getting closer to Jonghyun, she felt something quite peculiar. Her grin widened when she realized exactly what it was, "Sweetheart, I didn't know I excited you that much?" She whispered the next bit to him, "We can go straight to my place, if you'd prefer..."





Kibum couldn't take it all anymore, he was so furious. If it weren't the pervert they had for a leader, it was the clueless Jonghyun. It was an endless torment, and then with the girlfriend there getting close to him... insinuating his hard-on was due to her ever magnificent presence. If she only knew that her boyfriend was getting off on thoughts of Kim Kibum, a MAN. He grit his teeth, and looked away from the both of them.

He said more to himself than anyone else, "Go get a room..." Unfortunately, SeKyung had heard what he had said and had turned in Kibum's direction. Wonderful... He felt that it was all far from over.


A small smile escaped SeKyung's lips, she had always found Kibum extremely pretty for his own good. Many in the company even said he was prettier than most girls, which was true. Although, she never liked his attitude. Kibum's holier than thou attitude bothered her greatly, and the dirty looks he was fond of giving were another downside. From what she heard from jjong, he was the best friend he could ever have. Yet, how could this diva be a best friend to Jjong? None of made sense to her.

SeKyung then allowed a smirk to grace her feminine features, almost equivalent to Kibum's own, "Well, that's what we're trying to do."





Jonghyun felt extremely awkward, especially upon hearing the cattyness emerging from Kibum. The distance kicked in, and reminded Jjong that it wasn't like that a month ago. Upon looking at Key again, he felt it all over again. That spark that had been there since the day they had met. He didn't know why, but he knew that no matter how Key felt currently they would always be together somehow. Other than that, he still had the more than awkward situation about how he had gotten excited. The look on Key's face told another story as SeKyung thought it was due to her presence. Jjong wasn't an asshole, but he couldn't help but almost chuckle at his best friend's expression.

His best friend...

His best friend which he had prior sexual fantasies of... That couldn't be good. He nodded and wrapped his arms around his girlfriend, "Yeah, we're done here. Let's carry on with our plans."


Taemin looked from one hyung to the other and couldn't help but be thoroughly annoyed. He wasn't an empath, but he knew that the current situation wasn't improving Kibum umma's mood. Jonghyun appa wasn't really helping the situation much either.

His heart almost shattered from the look on his umma's face, he didn't like to see Kibum hyung like that. He might've been young and most certainly inexperienced in the love department, but Taemin wasn't an idiot either. Even since he asked Kibum about the relationship between Jonghyun and himself... he would stay quiet for a couple of seconds and say they were only best friends. It was clear that Kibum umma felt more than just friendship towards Jonghyun appa.

He sighed, "Kibum hyung, why don't we go to the dance room and practice? It wouldn't hurt to go over the moves a bit, right? Besides, I would like another dance off with my umma," Taemin finished off with an all too adorable wink.




Kibum was furious but there was no sense in becoming more upset at something he had no control over. Both SeKyung and him were glaring at each other in ways that would send shivers down anyone's spine. Although, Taemin's sweet voice brought him back to reality, the reality in which he couldn't do anything to SeKyung because he would be charged with some type of manslaughter. AHEM... or something to that effect.

He looked over at Taemin and smiled, "I wouldn't mind, I need to make up for my lack of practice anyway. Thanks for the offer, Taeminnie."

Key couldn't express just how much gratitude he felt towards the runt at that moment, he just couldn't. It was as if he knew exactly how he was feeling. He was pretty good at hiding his emotions, but the rendezvous from earlier had left him quite out of it.


Taemin smiled and grabbed Key umma's hand, "Let's go then!" He waved goodbye to everyone, "Later hyungs and SeKyung noona!"

He felt good inside, and knew it was for the best. If Key stayed any longer he didn't know what he would've done to SeKyung noona. It wouldn't have been pretty, he knew that much. They made their way to where the rest of the gang had practiced earlier.





Kibum smiled wide and let a chuckle escape him, it felt nice that someone was always looking out after him. It took the youngest one to notice just how distraught he was feeling, and it only had Key realize that Taemin really wasn't the little boy they had met back in the day. He had really grown and matured. Key was so proud, he could almost cry. He probably would in his own time.

He waved goodbye to everyone as well, giving Jonghyun one of his looks. All Kibum wanted was for things to be the way they were... Back to just Jjong and Key, being JongKey.

*looks at the clock* OMG that took forever to copy/paste and code. *CRIES* Well, there's way more angst where that came from. I hope this gets some positive feedback. :) It was fun to do. As I mentioned above in the prior notes, the animations/gifs/and certain images were taken from Tumblr. If one of the graphics are yours, don't hesitate to let me know, and I'll leave credit. :D I make graphics so I understand the hard work people put into making these things. All icons were by me, and I might make a MONDO post over at faghag_graphics when the time comes. lol

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