This is ridiculous. WORST BIRTHDAY EVER.
Texts From Last Night meme stolen from Arisato. Includes old characters and new. let's just put it out there that Tamaki ISN'T on this one. But all of Desai is and some of ID. See tags.
SPITFIRE - (315): Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
CORDELIA - (248): My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
VICTOR - (850): Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
LAU - (732): No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
DEAN - (325): my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
RAIKOU - (614): You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
ENGLAND - (630): Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
YUMICHIKA - (540): i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
LIU - (281): I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
POLAND - (309): Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
NAOTO - (203): after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
(1-203*): your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
*text in question
AKIRA - (406): so whacked out on percocet from hurting my legs that I started crying because his belly button was so cute