Leaving Hollywood I had to puke but my friend wouldn't pull over. "Pumpkin, just throw up out the window" so I rolled down my window and started to vomit. My girlfriend was in the back seat with her window down. All my puke flew out my window, into her window, and splattered on her face ( Read more... )

I had the best weekend of my life... Which is what I typically say about every weekend ( Read more... )

Best Convo of the weekend ( Read more... )

The bitchiest person in our office had her last day yesterday. I didn't bring anything for her going away party and in her goodbye card i wrote "Bye" - Brody ( Read more... )

Apparently everyone in MPLS is a vegetarian and doesn't understand what a beautiful thing the double down is. Luckily I took some photos and will let you know all about its glory ( Read more... )

Dear Beloved Family & Friends ( Read more... )

Together for Jackson County Kids town hall meeting to prevent underage drinking was a success. About 35 concerned citizens showed up on Thursday March 25th. The town hall meeting started with a video about the lives of young people and alcohol, people watched this while they ate. Then people broke off into group ice breakers to see how much ( Read more... )

When I read my livejournal it makes me sound like a real big slut. As if all I think about is female genitalia. I would like to say that there is a lot more to me than just being the Hulk Hogan of slamming muff ( Read more... )

Last night I was leaving the gym and saw no cars coming. I decided with my great judgement that stopping for a stop sign is pointless because I live in the sticks. Justs so happens that a cop was lurking in the dark. Shit ( Read more... )

I always want to make an effort to document my life but I never find the time to write about it. When you work fulltime and spend your days off on amazing adventures you rarely find a moment to take to recap all the awesome stories that go by each day ( Read more... )