I SPANK you. You have a nice BEDONKADONK. You make me SHIVER. You should GET A SEX CHANGE OPERATION. Someday I will BLOW MY NOSE. You + me = DANGEROUSLY RIDICULOUS. If I saw you now I'd DO A FUCKING BACKFLIP. I want to FROLIC WITH you. I would build a TOWERING CUPCAKE just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be SOMETHING ENTERTAINING. We could PASS GAS TOGETHER under the stars.
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I SPANK you. You have a nice BEDONKADONK. You make me SHIVER.
You should GET A SEX CHANGE OPERATION. Someday I will BLOW MY NOSE. You + me = DANGEROUSLY RIDICULOUS. If I saw you now I'd DO A FUCKING BACKFLIP. I want to FROLIC WITH you. I would build a TOWERING CUPCAKE just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be SOMETHING ENTERTAINING. We could PASS GAS TOGETHER under the stars.
Love,
KAT (DUH)
(P.S. HONK HONK.)
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i would also do a backflip, and i can't wait to fart with you under the stars.
guess what? i'm moving really soon, found an awesome new apt, you have to come see it!
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i'm trying to clean/update/awesome-ize my apartment, so hopefully by the time you're out here for reunion it will be, at the very least, CLEAN.
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I appreciate you. You have a nice smile. You make me think of the candy bin in House on the Rock which is currently home to several rodents. You
should dye your hair blue (again?). Someday I will. You + me = death to pen carousels.
If I saw you now I'd smile. I want to copy this meme from you. I
would build a port-a-potty just for you. If I could sing you any song it
would be the Little Green Frog song. We could check-in under the stars.
Love,
T
(P.S. Neener neener.)
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