So what do I do while everyone in the house sleeps, including the dog? (which by the way is running in his sleep right now, it's adorable)

I make itune purchases.

$0.99 just seems so cheap.

that's until you buy 20 songs.

maybe i should do some torrent research. that seems to be some new internet music rage.

I had to get my stitches taken out today. And get this! Get this crazy shit! The doctor actually stuck a q-tip into my open wound! WHAT THE HELL?! and then he asks, 'does it feel a little tender?' "YES! becuase you just stuck a q-tip into my open wound DAMN IT ( Read more... )

I hated the pain the wisdom teeth brought me before i got them out.
But now they're out...

i'm sick of this new, excruciating pain!
i'm sick of temporarily fixing the problem by popping pain medication.
i'm sick of this liquid diet...i just want to take a huge bite out of a hamburger.
i'm sick of waking up at 4 AM everyday!

Dogs are funny ( Read more... )

Why did a woman have to get ghetto with me on bardstown road? And why did this woman have to almost bring out the ghetto side out of me ( Read more... )

Eli and I were craving chocolate.
So we went to Lynn's for some molten lava cake....mmm.
On the way back home our dog decided that he could fly......

AND JUMPED OUT MY CAR WINDOW!!!

(he is alive and well, just shaken up)

I love a lazy friday especially after an exhausting week ( Read more... )

Coincidence? I think not ( Read more... )

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