Why is it snowing? Seriously people.

[cheer_potato]

Apparently NO ONE has a magical wand they can wave to fix my life, and therefore, you are all fired.  Report back to the fairy commission and turn in your defective wands.  I'm lodging a complain with the Better Wand Bureau and you are ALL in deep doo-doo.

Comments

[momooshka]

:(

There is nothing wrong with my wand. You haven't let me swat you over the head with it yet!

[fromthepigpen]

Take a closer look... your paragraph reads, "fix my life... " Your mood icon is "chipper!" You are sending mixed messages. No wonder the wands are misfiring.

But seriously... Do you need me to beat someone up for you?