Stationery Drama

[cheese_on_sauce]

Title: Stationery Drama
Pairing: Qmi, not-so-ninja!yewon, hanchul, kangteuk and eunhae
Rating: PG-13 (for some brief mentions of kissing and vague sexual innuendos)
Wordcount: 9258
Summary: In which Kyuhyun the pencil and Zhou Mi the eraser learn that school supplies make for strange bedfellows. Written for my one and only static_abyss
Disclaimer: I wish someone

Comments

[catherine_leite]

i will... never see my stationary the same way again after reading this. I'll take good care of my pencil. and eraser.
LMAO.

anyway. this is just genius! i ROFL all the way!

[cheese_on_sauce]

LOL MAKE SURE YOU KEEP THE ERASER CLEAN or you never know what the pencil might do! LOL
thank you for reading and commenting!!!!

[written_notes]

pencil/eraser love!!! inkpen/inkpot love!! backpack/ruler love!! pencil/lead love!! this was soooo good! *overcome by stationery drama*

But when he mentioned this to Leeteuk, the other simply smiles gently and tells him of all the horrors that they had to experience, all the under appreciation and neglect. How they were pushed past their limits and could never let their exhaustion show, for fear of being rejected and disposed of. How they had to be dependable and reliable and take what was done to them with a smile on their faces.

...

If they didn’t, they would be replaced by newer versions of themselves, and that would be a fate worse than death because they had all been created to have a desire to be useful and being replaced would not lead to the fulfillment of that desire.

I sense the reference to real life :(

thanks for writing this!!

[cheese_on_sauce]

omg. omg. omg. i feel like a celebrity has commented on my story LOL omg i love your stuff!! i used to comment from my old journal like years ago but omg

and thank you for catching those references because that's what i intended for those to be- idk if a lot of people really paid attention but it was supposed to be a parallel to the whole kpop idol lifestyle and i'm happy to know someone caught it!

thank you so much for reading and commenting and USING MY STORY'S NAMEE LIKE THAT OMG <3

[written_notes]

you do??? *cries happy tears* thank you so much! I absolutely love all readers and especially those who comment :D

[rudeminnesotan]

This. XD Just. This. Ana shared it on twitter and so I read it and just. XD WOW It was funny. I loved reading about what all the new different things were... siwon and yesung... xD For some reason in the beginning I thought Kyu was paper, not a pencil.
but
but
but
but
but
What was Henry!?

:D

[cheese_on_sauce]

LOL THAT ANA. Don't you just love her? and LOL TY i had lots of fun writing them all in. Henry, even though it wasn't specified, was always a glue stick in my mind. you might see some side stories of this with him in there LOL

TY FOR READING AND COMMENTING!

Re: :D

[rudeminnesotan]

I do totally love her. I think I like your name more. ... mmm.... cheese.

anyway.

!!!! Glue stick!? Really!? D'aw! I would love a side stories, zomgs ;o;

also i don't remember if i said this before i loved the pseudo innuendo with kyu inserting himself into sungmin >> however it would be kinda backwards with HanChul, since Chul would DIP into ... Geng... .... XDDD Sorry. I loved that pairing. xD
and ruler with backpack
then shindong the over-stuff pencil bag. eee!
and kyu's fellow pencils were SHINee... xD

Re: :D

[cheese_on_sauce]

YES A FELLOW CHEESE LOVER!
not a lot of people seem to understand how important cheese is

lmaoooo spoiler; Henry the gluestick and Ryeowook the scissors.. oh god. idek

and LOL ZOMG I FELT LIKE A CREEP WRITING THAT BUT I COULDN'T RESIST. well Chul would dip into Geng, but Geng would still need to fill him up amirite? ;)

lmao i had to throw my love in for SHINee somewhere

[kwonmisun]

Lol, that was weird and ridiculous and adorable and I loved it!

[cheese_on_sauce]

lmao thank you!!! i'm glad you enjoyed it!
:)

[xcrimsonxangelx]

LOL.
THIS.
WAS SUCH WIN.
IDE.
<33333333

Poorly constructed innuendos/pick-up lines based on this fic:

[Kangin to Leeteuk]: "How about I unzip you and stick my length inside? I'm twelve inches long and pretty flexible."
[Kyuhyun to Zhou Mi]: "Baby, my wood is so hard for you." // "You're rubbing me in all the right places."
[Sungmin]: "Just shove some wood in my opening and I'll get to work."
[Donghae to Eunhyuk]: "You know, I'm running out of lead. Would you push yourself into my hole?"
[Heechul to Hangeng]: "I need some more ink...Mind filling me up?"
[Shindong]: "I can fit 30 people inside of me." (lolfail)

I can't think of anything dirty for YeWon. :c
/sobs

...My work here is done. 8D

LOL OMG YOUR BRAIN

[cheese_on_sauce]

LMAOOO omg believe it or not i had some similarly explicit lines written and was planning on including them in the story but there was no place for them :(
there will be some "Sexual" but not really spin offs though and kind of along the lines of what you were thinking. aside from the shindong thing LOL

thanks for reading and commenting and generally being awesome!

LOL OMG YOUR ICON

[xcrimsonxangelx]

LMFAO FED EX GUY. I SHIP IT, TOO.

AWWW. D: But there's always room for sexual innuendos! :c
YAY. PLEASE DO. I WOULD WORSHIP YOU FOREVER. Especially with the perverted KangTeuk~ 8D
LMAO I DON'T KNOW WHAT CROSSED MY MIND.
poor Shindonggie...that's gotta hurt. :|

d'awwwwww~ you're welcome~ <3 ...and I know ;)
Thank you for writing this and making me stare at all of my writing utensils because I'm suspicious they'll have sex when I turn my back on them being awesome. <3

Re: LOL OMG YOUR ICON

[cheese_on_sauce]

LOL OMG I DIDN'T SEE THIS REPLY lmao but haha don't you worry, they'll happen sometime!! and oh god, Shindong...

LOL but we totally think alike
and and and you're awesome and if you ever catch your writing supplies at it, let me know how they do it so i can have research for future material LOL ;)