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[cheeseladyflora]

last night when I was sleeping piss drunk in a cave on a pointy rock with some people I had this awful dream where neil young I mean neil armstrong I mean neil carman fuck I forgot that your name isn't neil armstrong (is that a person?) had invented some sort of evil device that was like a handheld radio except it has this orange button and if

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[variety_show]

No dude, you cannot die. I built a secret failsafe in the orange button, all you have to do is go talk to the devil

I was in a cave too, the university had concreted over them but somebody blasted them open again. I met the devil and he asked me "when do you want to go." I said, "I need enough time to finish everything worth doing." I don't remember what happened after that but when I woke up I had carved 2089 into the nearest wall, so I guess that's when I'm gonna go and you should try it too

[feelin_saucy]

isn't neil armstrong the first guy to walk on the moon?