the is a BIG SPIDER by my front door
Hopefully it won't be ON my door when I get home tonight....aagh bigspidereek
(I don't want to forcibly remove it because...it's got BIG SCARY LEGS and it might RUN ON ME)
Look! it's nearly as tall/fat/long as a brick! (it has a really loooong body, I hope it's not a female laying eggs or anything....eek manyspiders...
Hopefully by home time it will have GONE AWAY (I care not where)