Blinkin, fix your boobs! You look like a bleedin' Picasso!
Yay Easter!
Yay for hanging out with Ashley!
Yay for it getting warmer!
Yay for working from 9-4 today and really not caring cause my coworkers are all super fun!
Yay for Karl being home from Jerz, and for he, Joe, and Dan visiting me at work aujourd'hui!
1. Your real name: Alexandra
2. What friends call you: Alexandra, Alex, blondie, Natoli, Natizzle
3. What your boyfriend/girlfriend calls you: the ex factor called me Lexy/Lex, but that's about it.
4. What's a name you once wished you'd rather have?: Fredrick
5. What is/are the ugliest name(s) you can think of?: Bertha
6. What would you name these if you had them as pets?:
a. turtle: henry
b. goose: big gay Al
c. pirate: Johnny Depp
d. a hot boy: Bradley, like my fiancee!
7. If there was a song about you, what would it be called?: loser chic
8. What would you name your kids?: holden, heathcliff
9. What would you name a ship you built?: the Jolly Grandma
10. If you wrote a book, what would it be called? A Dull Read
Have you ever...
11. Thrown up in public?: kind of. Oh fourth of July.
12. Eaten or drank anything spoiled?: probably
13. Had a rip in your pants you didn't know about?: nah
14. Tripped while checking someone out?: nah, but I kind of wish so
15. Had to pay for something you broke?: nope
16. Nearly drowned?: nope
17. Passed out?: nope
18. Had a crush on somebody: nope, I'm a robot. Robots dont get crushes, except in disney movies.
19. Been stuck in the rain?: bien sur!
20. Been attacked by an animal?: when I was little, I went to Marineland with my mom and sis and the crazy deer kept trying to eat us
21. Caught people having sex?: Oy. Go to hell, Rob! ( I jest, <3) Other than those unfortunate experiences, a few weekends ago too. God, I just have a knack for this shit.
22. Fallen asleep while driving?: nope
23. Felt attracted to someone of the same sex?: in the, "wow you're gorgeous, I wish I was as hot as you" way.
24. Actually slipped on a banana peel?: alas, nay
25. Made a wish that came true?: oui
Complete The Sentence
26. I once had a dream... that I was pregnant with Rob's pot baby.
27. I'm only racist towards...no one i hope
28. I don't even know why I'm... doing this.
29. I'd give anything to have sex with...Johnny Depp
30. Nothing sucks more than having to... work with Sheila
31. If I had six bucks I'd buy... oh god, I don't know. that's such an awkward amount of money, you can't buy anything with that erally.
32. It's hot. I should take off my... snowpants!
33. It's always more fun if you... are with fun people
34. You can't eat steak without... thinking of the poor cow you murdered.
35. You better shut up before I... use my jedi powers on you
36. I really like you and everything but... you're boring.
What would you do if...
37. A dirty old guy at the airport slaps your ass?: slip a brick of pot that I don't have in his luggage and watch his ass get hauled to jail.
38. Somebody was about to steal your car?: beat him up
39. You wake up with a billion spiders crawling all over you and your bed?: orgasm
40 Someone told you were a good kisser: smile coyly
41. The person you just kissed tells you they have oral herpes?: uhh, listerine?
42. You had three wishes?: I'd wish for more wishes
43. The government allowed you to choose one thing to be made illegal and one thing to be legalized?: illegal- eating meat, cause it'd be fun watching all you carnivores suffer legal-the purchase of alcohol at age 18.
44. Britney Spears was at your front door asking for jumper cables?: stare blankly at her... do I look like the kind of girl who carries jumper cables in my back ass pocket?
45. You had a time machine?: fuck up the past so horribly that none of us would be here/we'd all be robots.
46. FOX gave you a half hour show to do whatever you wanted?: make fun of my drunken friends
Would you rather....
47. Would you rather find the cure for cancer or the cure for aids?: cancer!
48. Would you rather have the power to fly, or the power to teleport?: teleport, cause then I could go cool top-secret places]
49. Would you rather have the power to see the future, or the power to record your dreams?: record dreams, cause the future freaks me out as it is.
50. Would you rather be really skinny, or really fat?: really skinny...i guess
51. Would you rather be lost in a forest, or stuck in a box?: lost in a forest
52. Would you rather be in a drama movie, or a comedy?: comedy
53. Would you rather be in a hip hop video or a rock video?: rock
54. Would you rather have your birthday on Christmas Day, or on February 29th?: uh, my birthday's on December 26th, so I'd have it on x-mas day so I wouldn't be as confused
55. Would you rather live in the sewer, or in Afghanistan?: what a horrible question
56. Would you rather be in a mental institution or in a penitentiary?: mental institution, cause you don't get raped there and unless you're in one flew over the cuckoo's nest, they're nice to you.
57. Would you rather snow board or hang glide: hang glide
58. Would you rather be a ninja or a pirate?: pirate- no morales, cool ship, cooler sword!
What's the first thing that comes to your mind when you read the following words?
59. Courage: we teach it
60. Driver: Minnie
61. Yoga: Yogi
62. Bakery: a
63. Roach: hotel
64. Mushroom: soup
65. Sprung: a leak
66. Exotic: pomegranite
67. Pythagorean: theorem
Miscellaneous
68. What is your definition of love?: a lengthy one
69. List 3 words that are clues to identifying a person you are currently interested in: are we in second grade?
70. Who or what is your worst enemy?: I genuinely can't think of anyone
71. Who is the last person you kicked?: probably Julia
72. If you had to be a chess piece, which piece would you be?: a pawn
73. Name three people you know whose names begin with the first letter of your last name: Norman, Nancy, Nadine (hint, all of these people are made up)
74. What's one romantic thing somebody's done for you?: kissed me under an umbrella while walking along the canal at springtime
What's Your opinion?
75. "Girls are nothing but drama.": truf!
76. "Only idiots watch The Simpsons.": she has beautiful legs and her hair smells like cinnamon!
77. "KFC is way better than McDonalds": both are gross.
78. "There's nothing wrong with stealing.": uh..
79. "Alcohol is the answer to ALL your problems.": I love how purposely redonkulous all these questions are becoming
80. "You don't need to go to college to be a brain surgeon.": if I ever have brain surgery, I hope MY surgeon went to college.
81. "Music is stupid.": breathing is stupid.
82. "Your car sucks.": my car's better than your car, my car's better than youuuurs
... I feel dumber having completed that survey. Bonne nuit.
Yay for hanging out with Ashley!
Yay for it getting warmer!
Yay for working from 9-4 today and really not caring cause my coworkers are all super fun!
Yay for Karl being home from Jerz, and for he, Joe, and Dan visiting me at work aujourd'hui!
1. Your real name: Alexandra
2. What friends call you: Alexandra, Alex, blondie, Natoli, Natizzle
3. What your boyfriend/girlfriend calls you: the ex factor called me Lexy/Lex, but that's about it.
4. What's a name you once wished you'd rather have?: Fredrick
5. What is/are the ugliest name(s) you can think of?: Bertha
6. What would you name these if you had them as pets?:
a. turtle: henry
b. goose: big gay Al
c. pirate: Johnny Depp
d. a hot boy: Bradley, like my fiancee!
7. If there was a song about you, what would it be called?: loser chic
8. What would you name your kids?: holden, heathcliff
9. What would you name a ship you built?: the Jolly Grandma
10. If you wrote a book, what would it be called? A Dull Read
Have you ever...
11. Thrown up in public?: kind of. Oh fourth of July.
12. Eaten or drank anything spoiled?: probably
13. Had a rip in your pants you didn't know about?: nah
14. Tripped while checking someone out?: nah, but I kind of wish so
15. Had to pay for something you broke?: nope
16. Nearly drowned?: nope
17. Passed out?: nope
18. Had a crush on somebody: nope, I'm a robot. Robots dont get crushes, except in disney movies.
19. Been stuck in the rain?: bien sur!
20. Been attacked by an animal?: when I was little, I went to Marineland with my mom and sis and the crazy deer kept trying to eat us
21. Caught people having sex?: Oy. Go to hell, Rob! ( I jest, <3) Other than those unfortunate experiences, a few weekends ago too. God, I just have a knack for this shit.
22. Fallen asleep while driving?: nope
23. Felt attracted to someone of the same sex?: in the, "wow you're gorgeous, I wish I was as hot as you" way.
24. Actually slipped on a banana peel?: alas, nay
25. Made a wish that came true?: oui
Complete The Sentence
26. I once had a dream... that I was pregnant with Rob's pot baby.
27. I'm only racist towards...no one i hope
28. I don't even know why I'm... doing this.
29. I'd give anything to have sex with...Johnny Depp
30. Nothing sucks more than having to... work with Sheila
31. If I had six bucks I'd buy... oh god, I don't know. that's such an awkward amount of money, you can't buy anything with that erally.
32. It's hot. I should take off my... snowpants!
33. It's always more fun if you... are with fun people
34. You can't eat steak without... thinking of the poor cow you murdered.
35. You better shut up before I... use my jedi powers on you
36. I really like you and everything but... you're boring.
What would you do if...
37. A dirty old guy at the airport slaps your ass?: slip a brick of pot that I don't have in his luggage and watch his ass get hauled to jail.
38. Somebody was about to steal your car?: beat him up
39. You wake up with a billion spiders crawling all over you and your bed?: orgasm
40 Someone told you were a good kisser: smile coyly
41. The person you just kissed tells you they have oral herpes?: uhh, listerine?
42. You had three wishes?: I'd wish for more wishes
43. The government allowed you to choose one thing to be made illegal and one thing to be legalized?: illegal- eating meat, cause it'd be fun watching all you carnivores suffer legal-the purchase of alcohol at age 18.
44. Britney Spears was at your front door asking for jumper cables?: stare blankly at her... do I look like the kind of girl who carries jumper cables in my back ass pocket?
45. You had a time machine?: fuck up the past so horribly that none of us would be here/we'd all be robots.
46. FOX gave you a half hour show to do whatever you wanted?: make fun of my drunken friends
Would you rather....
47. Would you rather find the cure for cancer or the cure for aids?: cancer!
48. Would you rather have the power to fly, or the power to teleport?: teleport, cause then I could go cool top-secret places]
49. Would you rather have the power to see the future, or the power to record your dreams?: record dreams, cause the future freaks me out as it is.
50. Would you rather be really skinny, or really fat?: really skinny...i guess
51. Would you rather be lost in a forest, or stuck in a box?: lost in a forest
52. Would you rather be in a drama movie, or a comedy?: comedy
53. Would you rather be in a hip hop video or a rock video?: rock
54. Would you rather have your birthday on Christmas Day, or on February 29th?: uh, my birthday's on December 26th, so I'd have it on x-mas day so I wouldn't be as confused
55. Would you rather live in the sewer, or in Afghanistan?: what a horrible question
56. Would you rather be in a mental institution or in a penitentiary?: mental institution, cause you don't get raped there and unless you're in one flew over the cuckoo's nest, they're nice to you.
57. Would you rather snow board or hang glide: hang glide
58. Would you rather be a ninja or a pirate?: pirate- no morales, cool ship, cooler sword!
What's the first thing that comes to your mind when you read the following words?
59. Courage: we teach it
60. Driver: Minnie
61. Yoga: Yogi
62. Bakery: a
63. Roach: hotel
64. Mushroom: soup
65. Sprung: a leak
66. Exotic: pomegranite
67. Pythagorean: theorem
Miscellaneous
68. What is your definition of love?: a lengthy one
69. List 3 words that are clues to identifying a person you are currently interested in: are we in second grade?
70. Who or what is your worst enemy?: I genuinely can't think of anyone
71. Who is the last person you kicked?: probably Julia
72. If you had to be a chess piece, which piece would you be?: a pawn
73. Name three people you know whose names begin with the first letter of your last name: Norman, Nancy, Nadine (hint, all of these people are made up)
74. What's one romantic thing somebody's done for you?: kissed me under an umbrella while walking along the canal at springtime
What's Your opinion?
75. "Girls are nothing but drama.": truf!
76. "Only idiots watch The Simpsons.": she has beautiful legs and her hair smells like cinnamon!
77. "KFC is way better than McDonalds": both are gross.
78. "There's nothing wrong with stealing.": uh..
79. "Alcohol is the answer to ALL your problems.": I love how purposely redonkulous all these questions are becoming
80. "You don't need to go to college to be a brain surgeon.": if I ever have brain surgery, I hope MY surgeon went to college.
81. "Music is stupid.": breathing is stupid.
82. "Your car sucks.": my car's better than your car, my car's better than youuuurs
... I feel dumber having completed that survey. Bonne nuit.