WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF OUR COUNTRY'S S&P RATING BEING DOWNGRADED FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE THE 70S AND STAND TO LOSE BILLIONS OF DOLLARS TO CHINA IF THEY CALL IN THE DEBTS WE'VE SOLD THEM
AND WHAT DO WE FUCKING TALK ABOUT
FUCKING LOS ANGELES TRAFFIC
WHY NOT TALK ABOUT THAT THERE ARE RUDE PEOPLE IN NEW YORK AND CRAZY PEOPLE IN FLORIDA AND ORANGE PEOPLE IN NEW JERSEY AND HICKS IN THE SOUTH AND PEOPLE IN MINNESOTA ALL TALK FUNNY
FUCK YOU KnOW WHAT I MEAN AND HE'S A FUCKSTICK ANYWAY AND I'M PRETTY SURE THE TRUTH IS THAT HE DYES HIS HAIR TO HIDE THAT IT'S GREEN BECAUSE HE'S A FUCKING HALF-OOMPALOOMPA
AND ERIC CANTOR'S REALLY SKELETOR'S HALF-BROTHER WHICH EXPLAINS HIS SHINY FOREHEAD AND EVIL GRIN
THIS HAS BEEN A NEW JERSEY BORN PERSON WHO ISNOT ORANGE DAMMIT
(ALSO THERE ARE A LOT OF RUDE PEOPLE IN NEW YORK FUCK YEAH)
On the other hand, if it's something that normal people would stop and gawk at, no one even bothers to slow down.
I remember riding along with a friend in fairly normal traffic on the 5, and everyone in the opposite lane is swerving really funny, why are they-- and there was a truck. On fire. In the middle of the freeway. And everyone was just zipping by, clearly annoyed at the inconvenience caused by this flaming vehicle. I mean, it couldn't have been on fire on the shoulder? How rude.
I imagine the honking of a thousand horns. The only way a non-existent bridge would be in any way interesting would be if people were still driving over it, cars suspended in thin air, like Chitty Chitty Bang Bang but for commuters.
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.... everyone was making fun of California for it :x
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WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF OUR COUNTRY'S S&P RATING BEING DOWNGRADED FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE THE 70S AND STAND TO LOSE BILLIONS OF DOLLARS TO CHINA IF THEY CALL IN THE DEBTS WE'VE SOLD THEM
AND WHAT DO WE FUCKING TALK ABOUT
FUCKING LOS ANGELES TRAFFIC
WHY NOT TALK ABOUT THAT THERE ARE RUDE PEOPLE IN NEW YORK AND CRAZY PEOPLE IN FLORIDA AND ORANGE PEOPLE IN NEW JERSEY AND HICKS IN THE SOUTH AND PEOPLE IN MINNESOTA ALL TALK FUNNY
IT'S THE SAME GODDAMN THING
GODDAMN IT
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Canada makes fun of the US debt situation too.
And all the crazy types of people.
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LIKE JOHN BONER
I MEAN BOEHNER
FUCK YOU KnOW WHAT I MEAN AND HE'S A FUCKSTICK ANYWAY AND I'M PRETTY SURE THE TRUTH IS THAT HE DYES HIS HAIR TO HIDE THAT IT'S GREEN BECAUSE HE'S A FUCKING HALF-OOMPALOOMPA
AND ERIC CANTOR'S REALLY SKELETOR'S HALF-BROTHER WHICH EXPLAINS HIS SHINY FOREHEAD AND EVIL GRIN
THIS HAS BEEN A NEW JERSEY BORN PERSON WHO ISNOT ORANGE DAMMIT
(ALSO THERE ARE A LOT OF RUDE PEOPLE IN NEW YORK FUCK YEAH)
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I remember riding along with a friend in fairly normal traffic on the 5, and everyone in the opposite lane is swerving really funny, why are they-- and there was a truck. On fire. In the middle of the freeway. And everyone was just zipping by, clearly annoyed at the inconvenience caused by this flaming vehicle. I mean, it couldn't have been on fire on the shoulder? How rude.
Los Angeles. v(._.)v
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