I've got a headache... and kidney problems.

[cheeze_mosa]

Why, oh, why am I attracting sleazy, old men? Aside from the three nasty ones from work, I ran into another one in an elevator yesterday. And you know what he said? He said in a very serious tone (reeking with sleaze, of course) "Happy Presidents Day." What kind of a lame pick-up line is that? Thank God for sick leaves

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[tinik_ling]

No wonder why you glow-in-the-dark... bwahahha. Hope you feel better soon.

[neo_jehuty]

Better than women who seek for nothing but your money

[catchy_chass]

aaaah, the disadvatange of not inheriting the family's mean look.