People say I need more self confidence. Personally, I think I have all the self confidence I could ever need. I know I suck and I'm proud of it, what more self confidence could I ever need?
People say I should stop puting myself down. The thing is, as long as I do, no one else does because it's not fun anymore.
You missed seeing all of the fun I had on my vacation? Well, it's not too late to check out the pictures, they're up on my website: http://www.cheezonastick.net! Check them out, you're sure to get a good laugh out of them.
I'm sleeping in luxury tonight at Caesar's Indiana Riverboat Casino and Resort. I mean hell, it's so luxurious that they have COMPLEMENTARY valet parking. This shit is BANGIN'!