happy new year bitches ( Read more... )

happy rey mysterio trekker today.

the mask drove some people crazy. will keep wearing it til christmas vacation. just to scare the freshmen. welcome to UP diliman bitches.

it just pisses me off tho that people kinda recognize me easily.

Omar: Its the scent...i meant stench...yeah. wala na bawian
Jerwyn: Its that big black body you drag around bram
Paulo ( Read more... )

so ive decided to live my life by routine. I will fucking try. I will friggin try.

and that includes blogging for 30 minutes every 2 days maybe.

i sometimes blog for more than an hour. depressing really.

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i am starting to actually love MBB.

lalo na kapag gutom si beng.

we asked him to do the Otso ( Read more... )

" Ako nga may pasok ng sabado eh! ang Tsuper kahit linggo kumakayod! si Santa Claus nga kahit pasko nagtatrabaho! Wala kang karapatan magreklamo!" - Bram sa kaibigang nagrereklamo sa Wednesday sked na puno

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muntik na ako labasan

Taboo Charming Mother Volume 6 Uncensored nilabas na rin!

putek. at march 2006 daw ilalabas ( Read more... )

The Amazing Bram Comeback Sequence

nothing goes wrong when bram wears a thong....well it sounded nice so i said it anyway. XD
more importantly. isang araw long long time ago...

Bram: Ei. Labas tayo saturday.
ChurchFriend:  Eh. Di ba may committee meeting nun?
Bram : Deh. Pinakancel ko na kay Jorel (ONE POINT)
ChurchFriend: Uhhh. Ohkay. Ano naman gagawin ( Read more... )

Excerpt from 10% of my short story douglas adams style. yeah baby.  well. this is how it starts. XD

God Was Born With A Name

My name was Fred. Citizen of the Endless Universe. Well not really endless but just attempting to extrapolate the distance and vastness-let alone write it down on paper in scientific notation- horrified every ( Read more... )

first up ( Read more... )

Yeah yeah

Life's not worth living

If you're not doing anything

so create something today

It may be your ticket to immortality

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yeah. i'd like that. being immortal and stuff

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I am fucking drunk.

hell yes i am.

one bottle of vodka done....NEXT!!

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I wrote a poem for a dearly departed relative.

well. rest in peace man. we'll miss yah.

and my pussy dad wont stop sobbing about you.

he loves you that much. my pussy dad does.

Gwehzord  by Brammy Bear

Gweh
Ganyan lang naman ang buhay
Lahat tayo naghihintay
pagkapanganak dumedede sa nanay
matutong tumayo at hindi na inaakay  
kumakain ng sinaing na palay
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haaaay. so burned out i dunno what to say really...

okei. typical bram and paulo lorenzo chat

Paulo Lorenzo: pota ang sakit ng legs ko @@
Abraham Cruz: pussy boy
Paulo Lorenzo: e pota ang sakit e...
Abraham Cruz: hehehe
Abraham Cruz: pamasahe ka sa monkey
Paulo Lorenzo: cge hnap ako
Abraham Cruz: yes yes. coz it doesnt really know what to touch and it ends ( Read more... )