homer to the queen

[chefchip]

"america is like england's children. I know we dont call as often as we should and arent as well behaved as our goodie two shoes brother canada, which by the way has never had a girlfriend, Just sayin."

one of the best lines ever

Comments

[metalclarinet]

Two cool things about Canada.

First, while we are a country bound together by a constitution, they are really a common law marriage between provences. They have agreed in principle to unite, but don't know whether to do a civil ceremony or a big church wedding, etc. Every decade or so, they make another attempt. Newfoundland simply moved in back in the 40s and Quebec is the mistress that always threatens to leave. Sister that can't get a date, indeed.

For a while, the one dollar coin was the Loonie --a coin with a picture of a duck on the back. Why? It was supposed to be a moose, but the first die got lost in the mail. Fearing counterfeits,, they substituted what they had at hand. Some Canadians then started calling the two dollar coin the Dub-loonie. (Double, not in honor of our president.)

[chefchip]

well canada has many interesting things but we arent talking about that, we are talking about the simpsons. Lets talk cananda another time

[jmnthe3rd]

I thought we were talking about gay brothers.

[chefchip]

yeah see you can stay on track

ooh canada

[doodersrage]

USA England's bastards

Re: ooh canada

[chefchip]

hey you are alive and stuff. I plan to have a post up ina few about voting if you care to have an opinion