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[chefdirtyd]

EVERYONE NEEDS TO READ THIS POST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So, I've come out of LJ hibernation to post this...
It's one of my best friends' LJ posts....SCARIEST THING EVER!

Make sure you read the one on the 2nd of OCTOBER

http://www.livejournal.com/users/uber_pdx/

Comments

[uber_pdx]

Dude, what was the name of that oragn quartet from Iceland. We checked them out one day at my mom's place last summer. Go rent Good Bye Lenin. It is great. We should right PSA's. I like that you used my post as one. It still sucks though. Hanging out with Macy last night, she introduced me to people I had met the other night when that happened. I still don't fucking remember. It's like it never happened at all. But, it did and I will slap the taste out of that person's mouth if they are ever found. Black or white, woman or man, christian or hindu, blind or deaf. They'll get my digits, all five across they's fucking head. (Quick gay momnet) I wish you were here so we could get some coffee and have a pooey, then go geek out on synth's at music stores. Fun times my friend.

Love,
Johnny No Blaze/Date Rape Drug Victim

[chefdirtyd]

I'm glad the only person that read this was the person it happened to. haha

Disclaimer

[uber_pdx]

Yeah well, whatever. I think I am the resident expert now on the situation that was at hand. Hence, I am allowed to comment on it whenever I please. Actually I will re-phrase my last sentence. I am the resident expert of evcerything. I will comment on every situation, scenario, dilema, hypothesis, question, theory, topic, etc,(from quantum physics to yeast infections to why I am such an asshole) with tactical precision. I will also not take into regards: Feelings, concerns, opinions, thoughts and emotions. Further more, I am right you are wrong. In addition, I will congratulate you on agreeing with me. However, I will strike you down for taking too damn long to get there.

So, what do you think of this, let's go to Europe during my spring break. Are you uber or not?

Well now...

[chefdirtyd]

Ok Jon,

How about this scenario...Type a long post full of verbal diarrhea, misspell half of the post then sulk in your self-indulgence.

Sound cool...Well my friend, you've just committed this crime:

Exhibit A: dilema
Exhibit B: evcerything

5 minute game misconduct for you!

And as my dad would say to a brawler in a hockey game "SIT THE FUCK DOWN"

Toodles, <--actually not a word
Dirt

Ps-There's a button you can push before you post your comments that says "CHECK SPELLING DURING PREVIEW" use it.

Touche, you're gay!

[uber_pdx]

Too bad there's not a button you can press to correct your life! Bitch! Furthermore, these are new spellings of words taht I prsnly invntd. Maybe if you would stop living in your antiquated little bubble and get some culture you would be able to understand. God! don't be such an IDIOT!!!

p.s. pugs are for slugs