if that's 6 feet between us, then you're 14 feet tall.

[chefxh]

Kevin and I split the errands. He got back after two hours with his list, angry at people and only missing a couple of things. I went to Smart Foodservice and bought cream and bacon and onions and shrimp, and let me tell YOU, honeychile, the largest of the Irish clans is wandering in abundance, and no amount of signage will make them pay attention

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[danthered]

Along with lutefisk, fugu, and Portuguese fermented salt-cod, I file Herring under "N" (for "No"). But I’ve been thinking about marketing a kind of boxed mix to make it more palatable with seasonings and noodles and whatnot, like Hamburger Helper, only I’d call it…

…Herring Aid.

(This didn't have to happen, but you made that O'Blivious wisecrack, and actions have consequences)