havent posted here in a while

Aug 21, 2008 05:56

took a nap in the middle of the day... screwed over my whole sleep schedule.

went over some old LJ posts during fits of insomnia, and found some programming rap thingies I did. Kind of inspired me to do another, though this one isn't my best yet... anyways:

my program compiles with no build errors
no build errors
no build errors

my program compiles with no build errors
no build errors
no build errors

look ASCII, look ASCII
console program that I wrote in C
compiled
by my compiler
the source got linked by the GCC
I can show you how to chart a flow
I can show you how to seek a record
I can write some bytes with hardware I/O
And I can almost automate my headers
I can allocate my own managed mem
I can tell you about John von Neumann
I know some words start with underscores
And I prototype my definition
me and my friend compile to /bin
me and my friend made UI engines
and guess how long it took
I can do anything that I want cuz, look

I can run my systems with no errors thrown
no errors thrown
no errors thrown

I can send my data through the telephone
through the telephone
through the telephone

look ASCII, look ASCII
runs in the terminal RPC
compiled
though it's not "Hello World"
it's a program running on your home PC
I can make money on the apple iStore
I can make a living writing code for free
I can design an VM sixty four
bits to the code runing Java speed
I can make software in the space alloted
I can make computers realize robotic decisions
I can automate a business
And I can make you upgrade your product
coders artists and producers
my new company understands the future
i start the threads that control the system
i can patch anything with no resistance
cause i can recompile any of the code
any of the code
any of the code
and I can change behavior with the debug tool
with the debug tool
with the debug tool

look at me, look at me
compiled and i wont stop
distributed easily
processing teraflops
my reach is global
my network secure
and even on mobile
market hold mature
I can upgrade a million instalations
or let hackers get data registrations
have em all cured of UI frustration
or have data cleared just for machination
I can "upgrade" anybody's version
just because i dont like em, and
i sell anything with no permission
i have it all under my command because
i control transmission of every byte
of every byte
of every byte
and i can change results from electronic votes
electronic votes
electronic votes
and i can end the net with arbitrary cost
arbitrary cost
arbitrary cost
arbitrary cost
arbitrary cost
arbitrary cost

my program compiles with no build errors
no build errors
no build errors

my program compiles with no build errors
no build errors
no build errors
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