I fucked up my back :(

It's cold and dry here. My throat hurts. I made it through last year like this, but this year? Humidifier is GO!!

Everyone I know says the election was dumb. I agree.

Everyone I know is awesome.

I can make a turkey, stuffing, gravy and be a bitch all at once! Like magic!

be careful when trying to dispatch of an aloe plant; it's venom is painful

eagles with umbrellas should not be trusted near your face

I know I do this every year, like clockwork, but it's autumn again and I feel a little frazzled, again.

I am shocked and trying to wrap my brain around things I'd hoped to never deal with, despite knowing better. Once more people have proven themselves bizarre and determined and I'm pretty sure that this time it's not me ( Read more... )

I quit my job today. My last day is August 15th and after that...

My kitty, who is beautiful and perfect and a princess, is confused by my air conditioner. Or she loves it. Or she hates it. I can't tell. All I know is that she tries to eat it when it's off and when it turns on she rushes to look and at night she sleeps right in it's path of glorious cold air. Someone please explain kitty logic to me so that I may ( Read more... )

- I would like to be a duck for a day
- I want a bicycle with a basket in the front
- My cat is freakin' adorable
- Change is good
- I would like to be a duck for a day

Quack.

I feel fraking good about today. That's right. Fraking good. Hell, let's go with fraking excellent ( Read more... )