if objects could think....

[chelleunderwear]

1. my birkenstocks would think it was cool to get stolen
2. my death cab for cutie cd would think its good to get lost
3. my car would think its pretty funny to make a high pitched ringing noise for no apparent reason

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Also,

[ex_manofstee509]

4. Your lj icon would think "I'm naked."
5. your pure life water battle would think "I'd be so much cooler in spanish."
6. you computer would wish it were built in a less fiery location

[chelleunderwear]

you're quite right :P im a fool to have forgotten all of those good ones

[pyroxpert]

is it a ringing noise or a sqealing/squeaking noise?

[anonymous]

yeah funny how those birkenstocks get stolen like that...