A little girl goes to the barber shop with her
father. She stands next to the barber chair, while her dad gets his hair
cut, eating a snack cake. The barber says to her, "Sweetheart, you're gonna
get hair on your muffin." She says,
"Yes, I know, and I'm gonna get tits too."

Ok it's been a while since I actually made a real update to this thing ( Read more... )

My LiveJournal Trick-or-Treat Haulchelliebellie27 goes trick-or-treating, dressed up as Dr. Kevorkian.erycka tricks you! You get a penny.hypovizual gives you 3 yellow watermelon-flavoured miniature candy bars.italianangel78 tricks you! You get a broken toy car.kingofallporn tricks you! You get a thumbtack.kingruchaka gives you 6 teal mint-flavoured ( Read more... )

My mom came over today and gave me a couple of pics she had on a roll she had developed from couple of weeks go. He looks so big in these pictures. He's not momma's baby anymore..He's momma's little man :)

( New Pics (They Are Kinda big) )

If LJ was a horse, I'd shoot it!

Ok, During my stint as a juvenile probation officer trainee period..lol I was in the restroom one day, and I had just walked into the stall when I heard someone enter the stall next to me. I heard her pull one of the protective seat cover things out and sit down. Next thing I know, there is a huge piece of it falling to the floor soaken wet! LOL ( Read more... )

I don't know..guess i should post a real update...just not really in the mood.

Having one of those days where everything seems to go wrong and you just want to pull your hair out and shove your foot up the first person's butt that walks by. Yeah...It's a been a great day! This whole thing with Rob is really starting to get to me. He didn't ( Read more... )

( Now You'll Know Everything! )

I know y'all are gonna be so tired of hearing about this but OMG that man has some freakin' nerve ( Read more... )