Resolution

Oct 25, 2005 17:58

Normal people usually make resolutions on New Year's eve. Therefore, I shall make mine on Halloween.

BY THE TIME I REACH UNIVERSAL DRINKING AGE I WILL BE FAMOUS.

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ecstaticplastic October 25 2005, 16:38:20 UTC
famous for drinking...?!

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zantosa October 25 2005, 16:59:18 UTC
Je vais te rendre encore plusse bioutifoule and we're gonna make it!

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fetternity October 25 2005, 21:31:31 UTC
Another one? :p

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dog_e_demon October 26 2005, 06:58:11 UTC
So three years?

How famous are you talking about?

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frankish October 26 2005, 12:28:14 UTC
A fast way to be famous is to kill somebody famous in some gruesome or flashy way. How famous you get depends on this formula.

YourFame = Fame(victim) x ( 1.0 + ( GruesomeRating + FlashRating ) / 2 )

This way, you can become up to TWICE as famous as the person you killed.
Ratings are between 0.0 and 1.0.

No bonus for killing bystanders.
BIG decrease in fame if you die in the process.
BIG BIG increase if you never get caught!

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chemica666 October 26 2005, 17:37:46 UTC
...But if you never get caught, NO ONE will know WHO you are in the first place!!!

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frankish October 27 2005, 06:13:53 UTC
NO! Wrong!

What if you lead a sect of revolutionary freak somewhere far away and you manage to kill Keanu Reave (who is in vacation there lets say) ON TV. Brain, guts, screams, the whole deal.

And by the time interpol finds you, you're long gone, but you leave a picture and a kiss and disappear... until next time. :p

That brings up the interesting point of being a serial killer. Kill your 21th one on your 21th birthday! That would be quite the scoop. :p

But id rather have you become famous for your body, talents, eyes, wisdom, genious, etc, than by killing people... even if we're not especialy fond of them. :p

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