She forgot to rape Mikey.
From Commit Me Already by Eliza Siep
(Oh, sweetie, we wish we could. Sadly, we have no legal grounds.)
She got a discussed look on her face and kept walking.
Oh, it's being discussed all right.
But actually the best part is how she can never spell the love interest's name: Paul/Pail/Pal.
No, wait, the best part is how she couldn't come up with pseudonyms names for any of the other people involved characters in the story. Seriously, not one. Not "Paul's brother," her ex husband, any of her own friends, or "the rest of the band." I guess she was doing well to come up with "Paul" and "Emma." And of course that master stroke of creativity that is the band's name, "Black Pajama Party."
No, no, wait. The best part is her formatting disaster:
..>document&183;getElementById("MsgContainer")...='..x3cpre..x3eThis is my first stab at writing. I have been working on this story for years..x26..x2363..x3b now, here it is. I have many more where this came from. At this juncture I would like to say that the stories and events in this story are not actual or real. They do not depict real events or real people. Enjoy..x26..x2333..x3b..x3cbr..x3e ..x3cbr..x3eCommit Me Already...x3cbr..x3e
Don't worry, I pasted it all into Open Office for when she takes it down.
ETA: I just deciphered some of the author notes...
I have many more where this came from.
I'm scared. Hold me.
ETA: astra_mandie posted a more readable version.
(Oh, sweetie, we wish we could. Sadly, we have no legal grounds.)
She got a discussed look on her face and kept walking.
Oh, it's being discussed all right.
But actually the best part is how she can never spell the love interest's name: Paul/Pail/Pal.
No, wait, the best part is how she couldn't come up with pseudonyms names for any of the other people involved characters in the story. Seriously, not one. Not "Paul's brother," her ex husband, any of her own friends, or "the rest of the band." I guess she was doing well to come up with "Paul" and "Emma." And of course that master stroke of creativity that is the band's name, "Black Pajama Party."
No, no, wait. The best part is her formatting disaster:
..>document&183;getElementById("MsgContainer")...='..x3cpre..x3eThis is my first stab at writing. I have been working on this story for years..x26..x2363..x3b now, here it is. I have many more where this came from. At this juncture I would like to say that the stories and events in this story are not actual or real. They do not depict real events or real people. Enjoy..x26..x2333..x3b..x3cbr..x3e ..x3cbr..x3eCommit Me Already...x3cbr..x3e
Don't worry, I pasted it all into Open Office for when she takes it down.
ETA: I just deciphered some of the author notes...
I have many more where this came from.
I'm scared. Hold me.
ETA: astra_mandie posted a more readable version.