And if I weren't, I wouldn't be writing this at all. You'll be lucky if you see this, there is a good chance I'll be deleting this tomorrow whenever I get up, cause I imagine it'll be embarrassing ( Read more... )

So fucking frustrated with myself!

REBELLION IS BACK BITCHES! EAT IT!

So, as I understand, there are plans for some people to go bowling during the Super Bowl. This is not something I will be doing. If anyone else wants to get together and root for Pittsburgh with me, let me know.

So this morning, I had a weird dream. And I mean weird. The weirdest thing about it is that I dreamed that I woke up late for work, which I, in fact, did this morning. Freaked me out.

P.S. Did I mention that my dream was weird?

Listen kids, I don't want to see any pineapple in my anus.

Got this from a guy at work:

How many male chauvanists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, she can cook in the dark.

Need to know if and when we are rping this weekend. Someone give me a call on my cell and leave a message for me.

I GOT A JOB!

*dances*

All I have to say is Mozart + me = you better draw that soon, fucker!