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[chemwhiz]

[The Pokégear turns on and for a while all you can hear is Wally mumbling about Earth-16, a multiverse, and how cool this thing is even if he doesn't know where he is. Suddenly, he realizes the gear has been recording the entire time-]

Uh, hello? Rob, do you read me? Are you getting this? Am I transmitting? Hello? Aqualad, Supey, Artemis, Miss M?

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[unzodiacal]

Aqualad? Supey? Kid Flash? Batman?

[Oh boy... He's hoping these are just stupid codenames.]

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[chemwhiz]

[Congratulations, you're the first voice he hears! Prepare yourself for a novel. Also he's shoving his face full of trail mix as he talks.]

Yeah! You seen any of them? Especially Aqualad, he doesn't do so well out of water for too long. But at least this isn't Bialya, then he'd really be screwed.

Anyway, I'm Kid Flash so you don't need to look for me, coz I know where I am. Well, I can't lose myself is what I mean. I don't actually know where I am. I'm guessing this is some sort of Earth, though? I'm from Earth-16, although that's not exactly common knowledge-but I've got connections inside the Justice League, so I know all sorts of cool stuff.

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[unzodiacal]

If I see anyone running around in capes and batsuits, I'll let you know. [Funny joke, bro.]

I don't think this is Earth. We're in a region called Johto, and last time I checked, Earth doesn't have Pokémon.

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[chemwhiz]

[And he's totally taking you seriously.]

Thanks, man! I'd check myself but I guess this virtual reality game doesn't recognize superpowers.

I don't think most Earths have Pokemon, but parallel universes are crazy-if this is a parallel universe and not a game. I haven't figured that out yet.

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[deadfreesia]

[A pause before Mamoru responds-- he knows mission speak when he hears it.]

Indeed, people can hear you. But it isn't likely that many of them are those you're asking for.

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[chemwhiz]

Are you sure? I've heard of parallel Earths before, so this could be one of them. You could have some crazy alternate Supey running around with 90s hair and spandex for all I know.

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[deadfreesia]

[OK, he's just ignoring all that-- straight to the point now.]

Are you familiar with the Pokémon video games?

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[chemwhiz]

Uh, should I be? I was kinda recreating science experiments in my youth, so I never really got into the whole video game thing.

voice ; nope, you're good! also fhsd;fskjdf tenipuri ♥

[chemwhiz]

[Munch munch.]

Uh, yeah. What's it to you?

voice ; i will have to hunt down the rest of your cast ufufu~

[chemwhiz]

No way! You're never too old to be a superhero. I mean, Jay Garrick's in his 90s!

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[pokemondolly]

[Okay, I apologize, but... Midori is a little overwhelmed by the fact that there are super heroes in Johto. After talking to Kotetsu, she just sorta assumes he's not using goofy superhero names for fun. Also, no actual recognition of names for now, but... 4th walling, y/n?]

Oh my god, more super heroes, this place is the coolest ever!!

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[chemwhiz]

[Oh, hello~ there. A pretty girl is excited to see him? Awesome! He shoves his trail mix in his pocket in an attempt not to be disgusting. He's a little distracted by "more superheroes" so he'll hit on you later. Also, yeah, 4th wall away!]

More superheroes? You mean there are already some here? Do you know their names? It'd be nice to see a familiar face.

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[pokemondolly]

[Oh good lord this is going to be the flirtiest CR-- Midori nods and grins.]

Well, just one that I've talked to, his name is Wild Tiger! [Have a happy little giggle.]

[Time for asking a lot of excited questions.] Your alias is Kid Flash? So you have super powers? How'd you get them? Do you really know Batman? Batman's real, my life is so awesome!

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[chemwhiz]

Wild Tiger? That's a cool name, I guess. Never heard of him, but everybody think they can be a superhero these days...

[Sweet, questions! He loves questions, so he's just as excited to answer them. A novel cometh.] Yeah, Kid Flash, the one and only! Well, not the only Flash, 'cause there's Uncle Barry-he's The Flash-and Jay Garrick, the, uh, other Flash-well, the first Flash if we're getting technical. Uncle Barry copied the experiment that turned the original Flash into The Flash, and then I copied the copy! And bam! Kid Flash. Uncle Barry was kinda pissed at first, didn't want the responsibility of a partner, but he came around eventually, which only makes him the coolest uncle in this history of uncles. I mean, I get to fight crime with The Flash! And yeah, I really do know Batman. I know the whole Justice League. Well, sort of. I've only met a few of them, like Superman, Aquaman, Green Arrow, Black Canary, Martian Manhunter, Red Tornado-they're all pretty cool, but Supes could seriously learn to relax.

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[lavigation]

[ Lavie was no stranger to weird names. Usually, they belonged to couriers--Hurricane Hawk, Big Chicken, etc...So really, she's hoping Flash would know how to get back to Norkia, so she could find someone dumb enough to give her a ride to the Silvana. ]

Hey, are you a vanship pilot? Because I really need to get--[ Then she spots the Pokégear, and frowns. Why...is this guy talking to it? ] Uh. What is that?

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[chemwhiz]

[Oh boy, another pretty girl! Today is his lucky day.]

I'm no pilot or whatever, but I'm one heckuva runner if you need to get anywhere fast. Free rides for the ladies, of course-

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[chemwhiz]

Uh. This is... well, I don't know what it is exactly. Some sort of communication device is my best guess, but I'm no expert-Rob's the techie.

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[lavigation]

[ She laughs. ] Running? I don't think that's gonna get anyone very far. But--[ Eh, whatever. She'll figure something out. ]

...You're sure that's used for talking to people? I mean, it's not really connected to anything, so even if that is what it's used for, I don't think it'll work very well.