are you hispanic at all? i forget. i dont think so, though.
ANYWAY... well my dad's mexican. VERY mexican.. and this mexican doesn't like his little angel driving around in this big truck and going out PERIOD, so i was thinking, "he's going to KILL ME, and i'll never get to go out again :( "
thats scary. i mean, i got hit and run before but they LEFT and it was a rental car so it all went away. oh and the one time this one guy kinda drove a little bit into the back of me but not fast or anything and he was all OMG IM SOOO SOOO SOOO SORRY mouthing it so i could see in my rearview mirror but that was more funny than like, crunchy.
no way, man. this was like..."do do do do...i'm driving to work, oh i'll make a left here like i always do every morning..." *signal* *look in mirror* *start merging* BOOOM!
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!" "fuck"
then i got all, "shit, man, it's a brand new van. fucking lovely. my dad is going to KILL ME!!!!"
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lol
it was near my house, so i drove the whole way to work trembling like a leaf.
the only thing i could think of was MY DAD IS GOING TO KILL ME
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i forget.
i dont think so, though.
ANYWAY...
well my dad's mexican.
VERY mexican..
and this mexican doesn't like his little angel driving around in this big truck and going out PERIOD, so i was thinking, "he's going to KILL ME, and i'll never get to go out again :( "
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deny deny deny, no matter what
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it's always the sidewalk's fault.
but this time an actual MOVING CAR hit me.
it was a really weird feeling, to actually talk to someone about "damage"
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"AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"
"fuck"
then i got all, "shit, man, it's a brand new van. fucking lovely. my dad is going to KILL ME!!!!"
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