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[cherbear75]

The lesbians next door to me are getting a bit out of hand. Now, I'm a big fan of lesbians, so it's not that. They fight all the time. "Fuck you bitch!" all night long. It's starting to interrupt my sleep. Now keep in mind that I also have two small children. So, I've decided to write an anonymous letter to my landlord in hopes that this

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[ladycinderella]

Sounds pretty good...
I would leave out the PS and the "but it wasn't the girl in apt D because she would never do something like that."
That just totally tells them that it is you.
If you want them to think that it IS you, it would be better to just write them a formal letter with your name and all.

[cherbear75]

Is it me?
Why does no one ever get my attempts at humor?

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[ladycinderella]

I GET it....I got it. I giggled.
But if you want them to take the complaint seriously.....wait a sec...you mean that the entire post was a joke or?????/

[cherbear75]

Hehe...yes dear. The letter was meant to be funny; however, I am sending a real one without the connotations that the girl in apt D (me) is the one actually sending it. I'll be sure to take out the reference of the tenants being lesbians as well. Hehehe...
Cher.

ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[jenn021282]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

That was definitely a classic "Cherbear" journal entry :)

*huggles*
Jenn

Re: ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[cutekelliekitte]

I agree! Nice editing job! lol

[inerlogic]

heh heh heh, it's funny babe :)
but, i'd put in the fact that you have small children and don't appreciate
the obscenities being bandied about through the paper thin walls...

[cherbear75]

Since I'm trying to stay anonymous that wouldn't work, as I am the only one residing at such residence with children.

[brandonq]

*grins*

Your rapier wit astounds me, m'lady!

[cherbear75]

I'm glad SOMEONE appreciates it. Stay tuned...