Comments | cherie_morte: This is the story of two straight men. They're straight--they swear!--except for when...

cherie_morte

This is the story of two straight men. They're straight--they swear!--except for when...

Sep 07, 2014 17:27

This weekend has been terrible. I have not been given a moment's peace from Jared and Jensen being everything I have ever wanted them to be and making me shit rainbows. This is where I am in my sanity spectrum...

( Jared's so pretty and so is Jeeeen! So they can't really help it, but here it goes, you guys. Here's their love story... )

i ship it!, the internet is eating my life, jared and jensen are in love, oh fandom, visual aides, feeeeeeelliinngggsss, public entry, gay savant

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tebtosca September 7 2014, 21:34:55 UTC

BY DAY THEY WATCH THEIR KIDS PLAY WITH EACH OTHER AND AT NIGHT THEY FUCK IN THE BOATHOUSE

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cherie_morte September 7 2014, 21:36:36 UTC

i banish thee

tebtosca September 7 2014, 21:37:45 UTC

MARRIED.

cherie_morte September 7 2014, 21:43:32 UTC

I GOT A CAKE TO CELEBRATE THEIR FRIEND WEDDING I THINK I AM AWARE THAT IT HAPPENED.

riyku September 7 2014, 21:40:50 UTC

Somehow I feel like CAKE is the perfect place to be on the sanity spectrum. Or someplace between rolling around on the floor under an avalanche of J2 and CAKE, which is my approximate location on said spectrum at this time.

Also, your cake is fancier than mine. And prettier too, also admittedly I've been crying golden tears made of pure J2 ASFHSLFNDNSJSMNDNDEMMS into my cake for most of the day and it's probably inedible by now. I have a feeling all that J2 ASFHSLFNDNSJSMNDNDEMMS has probably made it taste like lube or something.

cherie_morte September 7 2014, 23:06:57 UTC

I spent the last 1.5 days rolling around on the floor and making dying sounds, so it was really cake or perish, I think I made the right choice.

I bet your cake tastes better, though. I chose the wrong cake this time. Wah. But WHATEVS, I AM JUST HAPPY I GOT A CHANCE TO CELEBRATE AND MAKE UP FOR MISSING THE LAST TIME J2 GOT FRIEND MARRIED.

I bet your J2 ASFHSLFNDNSJSMNDNDEMMS-flavored cake is the yummiest. It is, at the very least, an accurate flavor. Does Jensen Ackles taste anything more than the lube in Jared Padalecki's ass crack? I don't think he does, no. Fitting that his cake should reflect this. I am sad now, that I went taste over atmosphere.

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cherie_morte September 7 2014, 23:29:30 UTC

COME HAVE SOME. I am going to make myself sick if I eat anymore, frankly.

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cherie_morte September 7 2014, 23:30:39 UTC

You always say the nicest things to gt my in-between-legs heart all warm. :)

blythechild September 7 2014, 23:38:37 UTC

Gimme a slice of Inappropriate Cake and you can shit rainbows to your heart's desire.

cherie_morte September 7 2014, 23:41:32 UTC

Please, please come have some, BB. I have given myself a tummy ache eating too much happiness. :(