Comments | cherie_morte: Think of it! A secret engagement--look, your future bride. Just think of it!

cherie_morte

Think of it! A secret engagement--look, your future bride. Just think of it!

Mar 14, 2015 23:43

Helloooo humans! First off, because I ALWAYS FORGET ABOUT THIS UNTIL IT'S TOO LATE, I failed to celebrate my LJ's ELEVENTH birthday last Tuesday. 11! Pretty soon, my LJ will be trying to get me to let it learn how to drive. Which would be useful since I never bothered to do it ( Read more... )

once again elisa is the table douchebag, those brothers have sex, the internet is eating my life, jared and jensen are in love, oh fandom, public entry, gay savant, fangirling fangirls irl

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stripytights March 15 2015, 03:58:00 UTC

Oh my god, that's some devotion to the service of porn, it genuinely is, especially with all the commenting (I know because you commented on two of mine ♥). I've read most of it apart from some of the longer fills. And two fills is awesome, feel proud especially with arm pain D: - which I hope goes completely away soon.

I could maybe guess one of them but guessing is not my strong suit. I am looking forward to reveals with a lot of interest though - it's about five minutes away now.

cherie_morte March 15 2015, 04:03:14 UTC

Hahaha, I'll be real with you, when I embarked on this quest I SEVERELY underestimated just how much porn we fine fiends wrote. XD It was on like...page 10 that I realized it was going to take me waaaaayyy longer than expected, but I was balls deep so. NOT GIVING UP.

How many did you write altogether? I'll be honest, I have no guess on which two were yours. /o\ But I am looking forward to finding out.

Ugh, the arm has been the worst. Now not so bad, I was lucky enough to see a PT on Thursday who taught me some of what I was doing to cause my muscles so much stress and how I could work on it. So, huge improvements. But last Friday-Monday especially were just. awful.

Haha, I know you have read one of mine, but that is all I will say for now. O:)

stripytights March 15 2015, 04:12:32 UTC

So. Much. Porn. Fine day in the history of fandom.

I wrote 3.5 altogether (3 full ones, and then I posted most of another one but was too late to finish it). I'd be pretty surprised if anybody guessed mine though, you are not alone.

Glad you saw a proper PT about your arm and have some relief now, also hope they did not hand you the rubber stretchy bands they gave me because those things hurt if you accidentally let go while you stretch.

Okay that pretty much confirms my first guess then :D v interested to see the other one.

cherie_morte March 15 2015, 04:45:20 UTC

This fandom never fails to impress me with its porn output. Makes a girl get all sentimental. :')

3.5!! What a good number! Congrats yooou.

No, he was really great. Nothing he did made me feel pain, just relief. It was miraculous.

Hee! I have been told I can be spotted by certain interests I have. XD

ephermeralk March 15 2015, 04:02:20 UTC

Yay! HAPPY LJ ANNIVERSARY.

wow. congrats on ALL THE PORN READING. I have read some, but not all of them--you machine you.

you were like the riyku of reading the porn, hahah.

Yes. 300fills/ hour. that sounds like a decent goal.

I managed...1.5...which I'm pretty sure, uh, everyone and their mom guessed the first one that I wrote, but pretty sure that people didn't guess the .5...

cherie_morte March 15 2015, 04:48:51 UTC

I cannot believe how long I have been on this website. I was an innocent little 13 year-old, and then LJ helped me find fandom. 11 years of corruption, woooo.

YES. I ACCEPT THIS TITLE. I AM THE RIYKU OF READING PORN. Perhaps not as illustrious as being the Riyku of writing porn, but HEY IT'S SOMETHING.

Reach for the stars, land in the dungeon, am I rite?

I think I remember reading one and thinking it might be yours, but it was one of the early ones I read and at this point I've read so many I can't even fucking vaguely remember which it was. XD MAYBE WHEN YOU CLAIM IT I WILL BE LIKE, "AHA! I KNEW IT!"

ephermeralk March 15 2015, 04:53:04 UTC

heee. I ♥ my dungeon. It's a great place to be in.

YES. THAT WOULD BE THE ONE. ALL OF THOSE WEEKS AGO, ON A VERY EARLY PAGE.

*nods*

I will claim it. Yup. And then you will be like FACEPALM. OF COURSE I KNEW THAT. WHO ELSE WOULD WRITE ACCURATE ANATOMY IN THEIR PORN.

cherie_morte March 15 2015, 04:54:35 UTC

OKAY I REALLY REALLY HOPE THIS DOES NOT MAKE YOU FEEL WOEFULLY PREDICTABLE, BUT NO JOKE, I NOW KNOW FOR SURE I GOT IT BECAUSE I REMEMBER THAT WAS THE THOUGHT I HAD THAT CONVINCED ME I KNEW WHICH ONE WAS YOURS. XD

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riyku March 15 2015, 04:34:42 UTC

peanut gallery rolling in to accost you on all possible platforms.

guh your fills. YOUR FILLS. perfect and wonderful and so much damn heart and TO ME YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL.

Did you guess all of mine? I think you know of three. Can't remember. To be honest, I'm not even sure what I wrote at this point.

cherie_morte March 15 2015, 04:51:21 UTC

Hello, my little peanut. *hugs you tight and lovingly squashes you into peanut butter*

You are just a biased biased person who is biased about things. :#)

I have 6 guesses on yours so far. GIVE ME A HINT: did I comment on all of them? I'm not even gonna try to get the rest if there's a chance I haven't even read them yet. XD

riyku March 15 2015, 05:14:33 UTC

i am only biased because you've given me a reason to be biased, AND MY BIAS DON'T COME CHEAP.

ahahahahaaa! i think you just found the last one....or maybe there's one more.

and now i just realized that i have to post something porny and new within 45 minutes oh fuck. OH FUCK.

*flings myself at the keyboard*

cherie_morte March 15 2015, 06:10:34 UTC

I'M SO GLAD I PURCHASED YOUR LOVE. Best investment of my life. But only until I get the dog...you understand.

Hahaha, I have no clue how I missed that one, but I was scrolling and I saw the title and I was like, "Obviously that was KC." XD

IT HAS NOW BEEN WELL OVER 45 MINUTES SINCE YOU LEFT THIS COMMENT, SO I CAN ONLY HOPE THAT I AM NOT DISTRACTING YOU FROM YOUR PORN WRITING AND ALSO THAT I WILL HAVE SOME NEW PORN TO ENJOY SOON.

God speed, my dearest peanut.

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deirdre_c March 15 2015, 13:25:33 UTC

I am the world's worst guesser. Worstest. So you should just tell me which are yours so I can go tell you (again?) how much I adore them! *fluffs you*

cherie_morte March 15 2015, 18:10:31 UTC

ARE YOU MY FLUFFER NOW??

I will be claiming them at some point today. Whenever I get my lazy ass out of bed. Which will probably be when my laptop battery is dying, althouigh I have a fully charged tablet in arms' reach, so it may also be never. XD

firesign10 March 15 2015, 14:56:12 UTC

Just a happy anniversary to you and LJ!! :-D

I'm going to start posting today :-D I am HORRIBLE at guessing, so I'll wait to find out which were yours!! (Plus I read a bunch, but was not able to read all.)

cherie_morte March 15 2015, 19:02:59 UTC

Hahaha, we have been together so long! I was just an innocent little middle school student when we started out. :')

You read at least one of mine! I've got the comment to prove it, haha. I was gonna start posting today, but then I got my period 10 days early, so now it's a tight competition between doing it today or doing absolutely nothing today.