This is for Niou, who's tricky, smexy ways have woed me and my Bunta like no other.
Title: Not Your Average Birthday Cake
Pairing: Niou/Bunta (of course :D:D:D)
Rating: pg-13?
"Another year. Big deal." Niou sighed slightly as he unlocked the door of his appartment, tossing his jacket and the 14 bags of candy he had received on the table. Since it was his last year at the Rikkai High school, the girls had been particularly prolific with their gifts. He didnt even like chocolate. But he knew someone who did..
"Welcome home~" The familiar voice of Marui drifted from the living room as Niou messed with his hair on his way to the kitchen. Marui had been living with him for two years--almost as long as he had been living out of his own house. His parents had set him up in the appartment when they had moved from the city and, though he'd never admit to it, living completely on his own made him a little uneasy. He had come home one day from shopping to find Marui on his doorstep, bags surrounding him as he grinned sheepishly. Seems he had 'happened' to be kicked out as well, his parents just not having enough room for him in their 4 bedroom house. It worked out fine; neither of them snored and if Marui hogged the blankets at night, Niou didnt mind too much--the redhead would flail himself out of bed if Niou pinched him hard enough. Only, Marui usualy bit in retaliation..
Niou chuckled, pouring himself some water. He glanced over into the living room to see Marui. A lot of Marui. In fact, all of Marui, save for a rather impressive birthday bow...thing that acted like a tiny peice of underpants. A very tiny peice.
"Happy Birthday~" Marui grinned nervously, posing with one hand on his hip and one in the air, his cheeks a faint pink. The pink flaired to a deep red when Niou burst out laughing. He laughed and laughed, clutching the door frame as tears threatened to spill from his eyes. He laughed so hard he almost didnt notice Marui storming into the bedroom, leaving a little trail of bows.
"Oh, come on." Laughing fit mostly over, Niou made his way to the bedroom, snickering as he walked past little red and white bows. "You cant think you didnt look rediculous." Niou leaned on the door, biting his lip to keep from laughing, the silence radiating from the room not a very good sign. Marui was only silent when he was really angry, or really sad. "I mean, bows? C'mon! It's hilarious!" Still nothing. Niou sighed, almost ready to give up. No doubt there'd be a cake in the fridge he could munch on while the redhead cooled off. "Baby, it was a nice idea, but.. I mean..bows.." Uh oh, he was laughing again.
"Agh!!!" There was a thump against the door--probably a pillow. "Don't laugh, you jerk! Do you have any idea how much those bows hurt?? It took like, 20 minutes to put together!! I think I have tape up my ass!!"
Another pillow hit the door when Niou doubled over, laughing until he couldnt breath. "Agh, go to hell!! No bow sex for you!"
Niou heard a distinctive giggle and pushed open the door. "What? No--I was looking forward to it. I didnt think you were that flexible."
Niou caught the pillow aimed at his face with a grin and flopped down on the bed. Marui glanced over with a scowl and scooted away. He was wearing his pink & gray plaid p.j.s now, big fluffy ones that rode low on the hips and slipped off one shoulder. Niou watched the redhead for a few moments, smirking at his pout and grumpy eyebrows. "Why didnt you bake me a cake like last year?"
"I did bake you a cake." Marui scowled, rolling his eyes slightly as he toyed with the hem of his sweater. "I just wanted to something special. I wanted to look.. erm... sexy for you. Like a living cake er something less weird."
Niou snorted and yanked Marui over towards him. "Baka. You always look sexy."
Marui grinned and stradled him on the bed, pressing their lips together with a little growl. "Happy Birthday."
"Yeah, yeah." Niou slipped his hands under pink cloth, fingers straying across warm skin. "Enough with the birthday crap."
"But I've got one more present for you.." Marui grinned, pressing close and nipping at his lips.
"What's that?"
"Rememeber what you said about being flexible...? Well, I've gotten pretty good at doing something with my legs..."
~The End~
X.X lame and silly and it got crappy at the end. But HAPPY BIRTHDAY! I'm working on the Jabun, Bunneh! I promise!
Also >.< I will be on late tonight cuze I forgot about my roomies concert. Ehehehehe.......
plus! Does anyone want to make me a KENN layout? *sparkle* Anyone?