i want him, damn it.
or, i just want. i havent figured this funny feeling in my tummy out just yet. could be indigestion.

leave your name, for cryin' out loud. even the BTK killer had the ( Read more... )

i feel like a damn geriatric ( Read more... )

after careful consideration of recent events, it has come to my attention--rather painfully mind you--that i am the shameful embodiment of undesirable traits that gets weeded out by evolution. i am a pathetic human specimen of epic proportions. if the world ever reverts back into the cannibal stages of primal hunger, i would not only be eaten, i ( Read more... )

BUT.

hot damn. wentworth miller (of one of my new favorite shows, PRISONBREAK) is all KINDS of pretty.

annnd, he graduated from princeton with a BA in English. fuckin' pretty and smart to boot!

he gets a certified "boygasmic" from this faithful watcher.

whooweee...

as some of you might remember, i'm trying to keep a tangible journal in addition to my online journal (if you can call it as such. i prefer "mind-whoring"). so far it has been pretty liberating, knowing i keep such a thing of unbeknownst privacy such that only the personalities of my mind and soul understand. so, why the fuck does it feel like im ( Read more... )

life is too fucking long for me to not have a little fun while im bitching through it. so you can just kiss it ( Read more... )

topher grace has six smiles and kate bosworth has five. how many do i have ( Read more... )

i guess the whole pirates of the carribbian thing didnt turn out as desired, or else they would have called by now. i believe it's my unlucky lardy knees that done me in. i woulda been EXCELLENT as a concubine too (excuse me: women of questionable service). go figure...the only casting call that specifically wanted ASIAN WOMEN and i get rejected. i ( Read more... )

bullet points of mild importance ( Read more... )

lookin' for my 3rd grade halloween witch's hat.

shall hopefully arrive at the barns and noble's "harry potter and the half blooded prince" book party in style

and shame those damn little kids in THEIR wizards' garbs.

can't touch this!