Clutch my heart and hope to die

[cherry_coma]

Hi everyone, have you ever been to a dance club? Well, last night I went to a place called Clutch Cargos with Leda and Serena. IT WAS INSANE. Let me just say I've never seen so many overweight girls in such tight clothing in my life. It was mind-boggling. Plus, they danced more provocatively than anybody else in the club--and with each other! If

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[surrealkitten]

fadi? fatty? what?

[le_bleu_plague]

hahaha...
oh fadi,
where the fuck do you get
teddy from?! good times.
i don't like dance clubs.
:(

[dougdstewart]

Fadi stands for fucks all day intensely. If you don't call him, I might.

[r_i_0_t]

I suggest you call Fadi before I do.
Who knows, he might be able to teach you a thing or two. ;)

Ugh, I just grossed myself out.

[cherry_coma]

haha I actually give permission to
anybody who wants to call Teddy-Fadi.

And if I ever start a band, I've got
the perfect name now. Teddy Fadi.