[Omake] The Year of the Rabbit
It was in the middle of the day and the Chinese district was still thriving with activity. Many salesmen were tying to sell their various Chinese New Year merchandise, as lion and dragon dances passed by the street, captivating everyone.
Mamori, dressed in a dark red cheongsam, was passing out red packets to those who passed by when a familiar voice greeted her in a happy, upbeat voice.
“Gong Xi Fa Cai, Mamo-nee~!”
Mamori turned around, her face instantly lit up at the sight of Suzuna, Sena and Monta. “Ah! Everyone! Gong Xi Fa Cai! What are you all doing here? How did you even get here?”
“MAMORI-CHAN YOU’RE SO BEAUTIFUL!!” cried Monta, holding on to his nose as he gazed at the sight of the body hugging cheongsam on Mamori.
Mamori blushed a little, finding Monta overreacting. “Thank you so much, Monta.”
“But it’s true! You really are beautiful!” Suzuna nodded eagerly. Then she elbowed Sena who was standing next to her. “Don’t you think so, Sena? I should’ve worn a cheongsam too!”
“A-ah,” Sena scratched his head nervously. “Anyways, we heard that you were doing a part time job here at the Chinese district together with Hiruma-kun. So we came to say hi!”
“Where IS Yoi-nii anyways?” asked Suzuna, looking around.
“Oh, he’s right over there…” Mamori turned to point at where Hiruma was, but realized that he wasn’t there anymore. “Eh? I was pretty sure that he was…”
Soon a familiar cackle filled the air, causing Suzuna, Sena and Monta to cower a little. They turned to see a guy in a bunny suit with one paw dragging what looked like two unconscious yakuza looking men with a gun in his other. Mamori gasped and rushed forward.
“Hiruma-kun! You promised you wouldn’t cause trouble here!”
The trio gasped. “HIRUMA?!”
A cackle rumbled deep within the head of the bunny. “I promised that as long as nothing happened, Fucking Manager. As you can see, something obviously happened.”
“Mou, this isn’t the time or place! You’ll scare the children! And you’re supposed to be the main mascot cause it’s The Year of the Rabbit!” she scolded.
“Does it look like I fucking care?” he said as he dropped the two men’s heads on the ground, taking off the head of the bunny for a moment to take a deep breath of fresh air.
“Well, you should! The rabbit symbolizes compassion and kindness! You’re doing none of the sort!”
“Well, I’m not that kind of rabbit then, Fucking Manager,” he said, though he grinned, leaned forward towards Mamori and whispered softly into her ear. “Unless you want me to do what REAL rabbits are really prone to do…”
Mamori’s face turned a bright red as she tried to smack Hiruma with the basket of red packets that she had. But Hiruma avoided it easily and put the bunny head back on, grabbing the two yakuzas and walked away, cackling. You can meet me after we’re done working, Fucking Manager! You can wear that wedding dress you used on Sports Day! Then we can do it like rabbits all night long if you’re not tired!”
“You’re awful, Hiruma-kun!” Mamori cried out as she then marched back to her position. She noticed the trio had been watching the whole time with their jaws dropped and eyes wide in shock. “O-oh! Don’t worry, that was nothing! Why don’t you go around and enjoy the sights and do a little shopping here in the Chinese district? Here!” Mamori hurriedly passed a bunch of red packets into their hands. “Something to get you started. I’ll do the rest of my work over there at the other side. See you guys later!”
Suzuna, Sena and Monta could do nothing but watch as Mamori ran off, face still beet red. “What… just happened?” asked Monta.
“I think… we just witnessed the most bizarre thing ever…” said Sena, looking at the red packets in his hands.
Suzuna quickly picked herself back up and jumped excitedly. “Does that mean Mamo-nee is going to marry a rabbit? On the Year of the Rabbit?” she squealed.
Sena and Monta stared at Suzuna. “You must be joking…”
~*~
Extra Notes: Aaaand done. Yes, that omake was stupid and worthless. But I couldn't help it, I suppose. XD It was totally asking for it.
Anyways, I used some Mandarin words in here so I thought I'd give you guys a rough translation of each one that I used. To anyone who speaks Mandarin, feel free to correct me if I made any mistakes!
Gong Xi Fa Cai is the common way of wishing everyone on Chinese New Year. It pretty much means congratulations and be prosperous.
Xin Nen Kuai Ler literally means happy new year.
Ni zuo zhe li shen ma? means "What are you doing here?"
Kwai tien, phau! means "Quickly, run!"
Jiu ming ah! is the Mandarin way of crying out for help.
A biiiiiiiig thank you to moodylollipop for her amazing patience with this fic, and for helping me out with the Mandarin words.
I hope I brought a little bit of some CNY cheer. I really apologize for how dumb and silly this entire story is. I just hope some of you had fun!
Mamori, dressed in a dark red cheongsam, was passing out red packets to those who passed by when a familiar voice greeted her in a happy, upbeat voice.
“Gong Xi Fa Cai, Mamo-nee~!”
Mamori turned around, her face instantly lit up at the sight of Suzuna, Sena and Monta. “Ah! Everyone! Gong Xi Fa Cai! What are you all doing here? How did you even get here?”
“MAMORI-CHAN YOU’RE SO BEAUTIFUL!!” cried Monta, holding on to his nose as he gazed at the sight of the body hugging cheongsam on Mamori.
Mamori blushed a little, finding Monta overreacting. “Thank you so much, Monta.”
“But it’s true! You really are beautiful!” Suzuna nodded eagerly. Then she elbowed Sena who was standing next to her. “Don’t you think so, Sena? I should’ve worn a cheongsam too!”
“A-ah,” Sena scratched his head nervously. “Anyways, we heard that you were doing a part time job here at the Chinese district together with Hiruma-kun. So we came to say hi!”
“Where IS Yoi-nii anyways?” asked Suzuna, looking around.
“Oh, he’s right over there…” Mamori turned to point at where Hiruma was, but realized that he wasn’t there anymore. “Eh? I was pretty sure that he was…”
Soon a familiar cackle filled the air, causing Suzuna, Sena and Monta to cower a little. They turned to see a guy in a bunny suit with one paw dragging what looked like two unconscious yakuza looking men with a gun in his other. Mamori gasped and rushed forward.
“Hiruma-kun! You promised you wouldn’t cause trouble here!”
The trio gasped. “HIRUMA?!”
A cackle rumbled deep within the head of the bunny. “I promised that as long as nothing happened, Fucking Manager. As you can see, something obviously happened.”
“Mou, this isn’t the time or place! You’ll scare the children! And you’re supposed to be the main mascot cause it’s The Year of the Rabbit!” she scolded.
“Does it look like I fucking care?” he said as he dropped the two men’s heads on the ground, taking off the head of the bunny for a moment to take a deep breath of fresh air.
“Well, you should! The rabbit symbolizes compassion and kindness! You’re doing none of the sort!”
“Well, I’m not that kind of rabbit then, Fucking Manager,” he said, though he grinned, leaned forward towards Mamori and whispered softly into her ear. “Unless you want me to do what REAL rabbits are really prone to do…”
Mamori’s face turned a bright red as she tried to smack Hiruma with the basket of red packets that she had. But Hiruma avoided it easily and put the bunny head back on, grabbing the two yakuzas and walked away, cackling. You can meet me after we’re done working, Fucking Manager! You can wear that wedding dress you used on Sports Day! Then we can do it like rabbits all night long if you’re not tired!”
“You’re awful, Hiruma-kun!” Mamori cried out as she then marched back to her position. She noticed the trio had been watching the whole time with their jaws dropped and eyes wide in shock. “O-oh! Don’t worry, that was nothing! Why don’t you go around and enjoy the sights and do a little shopping here in the Chinese district? Here!” Mamori hurriedly passed a bunch of red packets into their hands. “Something to get you started. I’ll do the rest of my work over there at the other side. See you guys later!”
Suzuna, Sena and Monta could do nothing but watch as Mamori ran off, face still beet red. “What… just happened?” asked Monta.
“I think… we just witnessed the most bizarre thing ever…” said Sena, looking at the red packets in his hands.
Suzuna quickly picked herself back up and jumped excitedly. “Does that mean Mamo-nee is going to marry a rabbit? On the Year of the Rabbit?” she squealed.
Sena and Monta stared at Suzuna. “You must be joking…”
~*~
Extra Notes: Aaaand done. Yes, that omake was stupid and worthless. But I couldn't help it, I suppose. XD It was totally asking for it.
Anyways, I used some Mandarin words in here so I thought I'd give you guys a rough translation of each one that I used. To anyone who speaks Mandarin, feel free to correct me if I made any mistakes!
Gong Xi Fa Cai is the common way of wishing everyone on Chinese New Year. It pretty much means congratulations and be prosperous.
Xin Nen Kuai Ler literally means happy new year.
Ni zuo zhe li shen ma? means "What are you doing here?"
Kwai tien, phau! means "Quickly, run!"
Jiu ming ah! is the Mandarin way of crying out for help.
A biiiiiiiig thank you to moodylollipop for her amazing patience with this fic, and for helping me out with the Mandarin words.
I hope I brought a little bit of some CNY cheer. I really apologize for how dumb and silly this entire story is. I just hope some of you had fun!