Dude. OH MAN. HOLY SHIT I'M SCARED.
DUDE MY JOB MAN. The guy? And the rocks and stuff? He showed me how to use guns. Told me he'd pay me a bonus I don't think I've ever seen that much in my whole LIFE if I'd take out this other guy who's been hanging around the site buggin' everyone. Rude, I fuckin' killed some guy! I.... HOLY CRAP. The boss gave me a SNIPER RIFLE. Didn't even have to show me how to use it and I...
.......Rude, I think I liked it ._. I think I wanna do it again.
What do I do?
IF I DISAPPEAR OFF THE FACE OF THE PLANET THEN COME VISIT ME IN JAIL, OKAY DUDES? Or if someone kills me then uhh. BOMBER GIRL CAN HAVE MY CHEM STUFF AND I'M SORRY MR. HISTORY DUDE I HOPE YOU LIKE YOUR CAT AND THERE'S FIREWORKS FOR ALL MY BUDDIES IN MY CLOSET OKAY. DON'T SPIT ON THEM OR THEY'LL EXPLODE IN THERE!