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[cherry_wizzfizz]

this morning i went to the optometrist because i hadnt had my eyes checked in a while. i discovered that my eyes have got worse by three steps. when the lady was letting me know baout the new lenses ill need she was like 'now these ones are a bit more expensive because your lenses are really thick now and you'll need these ones otherwise they will

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[anonymous]

I have had the more expensive thinner glasses for a while now, and I am pretty sure that I am two times as blind as you.

But I don't lie awake at night worrying about going fully blind. Everyone's blind, you'll be fine.

[shug94]

That was me!

[cherry_wizzfizz]

of course you dont worry! you already have a bad hairstyle and you dont have an a-hole boyfriend who gives you troll-doll hair while your sleeping.

also, are you coming on saturday night?

[scantheradio_]

hehehehe, i laughed so loud at this

[yellowcake]

you? have a bad haircut? never!
[at least get some eye-holes, dude...]

also: considering you were going to go to bingo dressed as a bogan in a fluoro camel-toe tracksuit, SHUT UP.

i haven't seen you in ages. i shall send you a humourous birthday card with nice things written in it. but don't expect anything great because you'll be disappointed.

[yellowcake]

and also we can punch her and run away and she won't see us. oh wait. i do that already and she can't catch up...
welcome to the gun show. (i'm kissing my biceps).

oh dear. i'm drunk again.

but perhaps we could behead a parrot and sell it to her? it worked in the movies.

let's have epiphanies about not having epiphanies.

"i have a real piece-of-shit toyota"
"is it brown?"
"no, it's an expression"
"how can your car be an expression?"
"i have a car that is like a piece of shit. you know, it stinks like shit and looks shitty like shit". hahahahahahahahahahaha oh god it kills me. (also it's like jesse's car. ahahahahahaahahah)

[yellowcake]

not really, i LOVE ernest.