I've been watching episodes of Newsradio at work when nothing is going on. It's funny..Phil Hartman is funny..Beth the receptionist is funny...but it ultimately leaves me with a very sour feeling when I watch it. These people work crummy jobs, have relatively crummy lives...bad relationships full of jealousy and negativity for comedic effect. It ( Read more... )

I just went on the first serious bike ride I've done in at least 10 years. Granted it only lasted a little over 30 minutes, and I had to walk up a couple of big hills, and I banged my knee with the pedal once, AND I wasn't wearing a helmet, but I REALLY LIKED IT. The bike is new to me, even though it's a '79 model, and I actually didn't know how ( Read more... )

From The Onion ( Read more... )

I think everything my cat does is the cutest thing I've ever seen. Kind of weird I'll probably think the same thing about a human baby in some number of years.

Today is my Dad's birthday.  He would be 49.

I need a better job.  I don't want to live in my house anymore.  I'm generally weepy.

"I am looking for non-mixed Larbradoodle,goldendoodle, or golden retriever. If you know of any either free or low priced please e-mail me ( Read more... )

• Lawyer: "What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?"
• Witness: "Gucci sweats and Reeboks."

Why is that so funny?

I'm bored and mad at the person I work for and the person I want to work for hasn't returned my call yet ( Read more... )

Today is my first day back at work after 3 days of jury duty.  No comment on my productivity level (but I am posting here, so take that for what you will ( Read more... )

Terror Twilight is still my favorite album.  It's untouchable!