Ok, so I printed out the mohawk picture.

I am just goo.

They're not going to get me man, because I'm fucking innocent ( Read more... )

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Another day you would love to hear about. Got your hopes up? Good, it was a very uneventful October the 13th, so HA! I screwed you over ( Read more... )

Walk into my room this morning, only to find a massive trail of ants that lead from my floor, beside my bed, up to my computer, circles around a sippie cup left unmanned, up the wall to the ceiling, CROSSES the hallway, into my bathroom, up to my upstairs neighbor's apartment, the whole time magically transcending the boundaries of sheetrock in ( Read more... )

Yeah, I just woke up from my 12-hour nap. Still kicking the sheets. I plan on going back to sleep in about ten minutes, I just woke up needing a cigarette and to brush my teeth. I dreamed of the strange again.... One of those moments where it feels so weird, you almost have a grasp on that side of your mind, the dreams feel like just another ( Read more... )

In study mode, like mad ( Read more... )

So I melt in your mouth,
Die in your hand.
I'm the sweetest one in the bag,
or so you've heard.
until you choke on me.
Sugar scorches down the pipe.
I laugh all the way
this hurts me more than it hurts you.

My aftertaste you will never forget.
You will want more, I am sure.
But your stomach's empty and
This bag is not up for taking.

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