Oi, oi- Get off Mommy's leg, Mommy has to go kick Daddy's ass again-

OI- FALLAAAAAN, YOU WORTHLESS EXCUSE FOR A-

No, dear, Mommy isn't really going to kill Daddy, she's just mad Daddy is the only not Nagin who can put up with a Nagin in-

WHEN DID YOU SAY KIRI AND ELRAINE WERE GETTING HEEEERE?

No, Mommy's hair is not a swingset-nfcklewnfIf they ( Read more... )

NO FLAVOR OF CANDY CANE CAN POSSIBLY COMPARE TO A CHERRY ONE. NEVER.

THIS IS FACT.

FREE- IF YOU ADMIT TO THIS TRUTH, THEN YOU CAN BORROW THE TV REMOTE- JUST FOR TONIGHT-

OTHERWISE, I'M GOING BACK TO THE LOVE DRAMAS-

... Ooh, this is actually a good one on right now-KIRI, SISTER, EVEN THAT SNOT NOSED FALLAN- WHEN YOU GET HERE, AFTER I KICK ( Read more... )

One zombie

Two zombies

Green zombie

Puke zombie-

... damn that doesn't rhyme or sound cool at all.

Whatever.

BRING IT ON, PUSS BREATHS.

Free, bet I can get more of 'em than you can. Bet the tv remote for a whole damned week.

Dear... whoever it is everyone's writing to, Santa, Mister Klaus, Nick, blah, blah,


( Read more... )

Okay, let's get this shit started.

BLUE. WE'RE ON.

Practice, practice, practice. It's my new mission, along with you, Crybaby the Third. Don't think I've forgotten about your sorry ass.

As sad as it is that I have to teach instead of straight kick ass is kinda tragic, but I'm feeling generous.

Hello, Hello.

We can start the line heeeeeeere. Now, once you get beat, please move to the side of the ring, unless you want to get trampled in the next match- No hard feelings, guys, but you provide me with lots of opponents, okay, and we gotta keep Avis sharp and in shape!

So, PUNCH UP, RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW, ME VERSUS YOU NEW PEOPLE.

Oi... ( Read more... )

I BEAT YOUR ASS!

I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOUR DAMNED CANDY, OR YOUR SMOKES, OR YOUR... WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT.

BUT THE BITCH WHO STOLE MY CHERRIES:

I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN.

AND I WILL END YOU.

Woah, is going out drinking the only thing entertaining this City's got for me anymore? Well, this is disappointing ( Read more... )

OKAY, BITCHES, I'M BACK.

... What I miss?