• 09:30 Dream. A lady sits up in a chair giving birth. 15 gallon buckets are all around her feet filled with paint. All the bright primary colors.
• 09:31 While she's pushing she gushes a stream of blood into the bucket in front of her, completeing the set with red.
• 09:32 Later the husband is painting the baby's room. He complains that she didn't give ( Read more... )

• 07:30 Dream. I was walking down a corridor of bathrooms. Out steps Bill Mosely wearing nothing but an astronaut helmet. We have sex on the floor.
• 07:31 It's televised for all to see. He later does interview confessing he lost his virginity.
• 07:32 Dream 2. A group was over for a dinner party. I was married to Dr. Drew Pinsky. They all ate frozen ( Read more... )

i never ever thought i'd have a Paris Hilton icon. hahaha. sorry. just had to take a moment to share my amusement. :)

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• 22:17 Decaf? I WILL SHOOT YOU IN THE FACE! XD
• 11:42 I <3 flamin hot cheetos.
• 18:00 don't rattle the basket, if you don't want to play with the snake.

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It's been on my computer for months. Little did I know I was hiding away a new obsession named Repo! The Genetic Opera. It's brilliant. Like everyone, I'm sure, I was apprehensive about Paris Hilton being in it. I must say, however, that she's not bad...she's actually, dare I say, good. And I totally can't pick a favorite character, they're ( Read more... )

i LOATHE meet and greets. It's not fair to the poor folk and honestly it makes me think of the person as a sell out. I want to meet Anthony Bourdain soooooooooo bad. damn, damn, damn. maybe, I'll stalk the stage door a couple hours prior. haha. i want to smoke and drink with him and his badass self. god, i couldn't even imagine...

• 13:31 OMFG ANTHONY BOURDAIN! tinyurl.com/d7h9hd
• 18:32 cracking up that it made Perez. tinyurl.com/b4d6hp

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• 15:53 Another blah day. I've got to pull my shit together. I feel a little lost.
• 15:56 I'm already on episode 10 of The L Word. And I've watched the first few eps of Testees. It's okay. I'll watch it for Kenny's cameos.
• 21:39 I want Kit & Ivan to get together so bad.
• 21:49 Alice & Dana? what? I LOVE THIS FRICKEN SHOW!!!

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